Michael Bloomberg to start growth hormone treatments
It’s true. Michael Bloomberg is surging, however, not in height. X-rays of his growth plates
Axel Thomas
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Buttegieg snubbed by gay community for not being gay enough
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Adam Schiff wins Oscar for Best Original Screenplay in a Fictional Impeachment
Genesius Times Entertaintent reporters have just learned that Adam Schiff, despite considerable competition in this
Bloomberg waiting for Democratic nomination to go on sale to go all in
We already know Michael Bloomberg and Tom Steyer are in the process of purchasing the
In attempt to get noticed, Amy Klobuchar wears blackface to debate, changes name to Michelle O’Bama
Poor Amy K. hasn’t been doing all that well in the polls. Nobody has ever
Mitt Romney to assume the name ‘Pierre Diablo’ and move to Antarctica
Talk about ‘persona non grata’, Mitt Romney has earned that in spades as the most
BREAKING: Mormon God to impeach Mitt Romney
We all now know Senator Mitt Romney will vote to impeach President Trump claiming “It’s
Nancy Pelosi releases series of workout tapes ‘Ripped’
Kept under wraps for months, our Genesius Times sports journalism department uncovers what Nancy Pelosi
BREAKING: Mayor Pete comes out as a straight black man for South Carolina primary
The Iowa Caucus results are in. Mayor Pete won, maybe, but Genesius Times wanted to
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton admits servers for Iowa caucus located in Chappaqua
Genesius Times breaking news reporter, Imonit Ritenow, has uncovered stunning secret documents and satellite images.