WASHINGTON, DC—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, affectionately known as AOC, found herself in quite the predicament when her staffers forgot to remove...
In a stunning turn of events during the NFL Draft, the Chicago Bears shocked the football world by trading their...
In a stunning move towards diversity and inclusion, the National Hockey League (NHL) has announced the introduction of Baptist Pride...
In a move that's sure to leave beer enthusiasts buzzing with excitement, Bud Light has announced the release of their...
In a shocking and eye-opening Congressional testimony, experts in the field of automotive safety have highlighted the appalling lack of...
In a move that has stunned the media world, Fox News has announced that they will be replacing longtime anchor...
CHICAGO—Chicagoans have come up with a revolutionary new solution: boarding up their car windows and windshields to avoid rioters bashing...
In a stunning announcement, it has been revealed that Hunter Biden, son of US President Joe Biden, will be starring...
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has announced that he will begin burning $100 bills in his fireside chats as a way...
MOS EISLEY, TATOOINE—Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot has returned to the Mos Eisley cantina on the planet of Tatooine, just weeks...
