Jeff Bezos debuts private “Tax the Rich” rocket ship
Multi-billionaire Jeff Bezos launched into outer space today proudly displaying his newest rocket ship with a not-so-subtle-message.The world's wealthiest man...
Multi-billionaire Jeff Bezos launched into outer space today proudly displaying his newest rocket ship with a not-so-subtle-message.The world's wealthiest man...
SEATTLE, WA- Minutes after receiving her fourth wuflu vaccination shot, local woman Heather Jarrett stood outside the hospital entrance and...
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—As the new Afghan government is forming, former US Democratic Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg announced himself victorious in the...
PITTSBURGH, PA—While on her way to a local school board meeting to force children to wear face masks, local woman...
WASHINGTON DC—Following Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey’s grooming session at a public library, former Vice President Joe Biden appointed him head...
NEW YORK CITY—Rolling Stone journalist Vincent Brown was found dead in his apartment shortly after completing a review of Parliament...
Famed hammer-thrower Gwen Berry has announced her participation in this year's upcoming Oppression Olympics. Professional victims rejoiced nationwide.Donning her trademark...
Make-A-Wish America CEO Richard Davis announced the foundation will grant wishes only for children who undergo Critical Race Theory training...
WASHINGTON DC- Eight year-old Emma Thompson was arrested by the FBI yesterday at the U.S. Capitol building moments after taking...
In a touching story of redemption, Jeffrey Toobin returned to CNN following his embarrassing departure when the former Chief Legal...