BREAKING: Biden makes ‘State of Emergency’ the 51st state of the Union
WASHINGTON, DC—In an unprecedented move, President* Joe Biden has unilaterally made "State of Emergency" the 51st state of the Union—a...
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BREAKING: FBI investigating invisible noose found in AOC’s office
WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI has sent 15 agents to investigate an invisible noose found in US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's office yesterday....
BREAKING: FDA approves new Pfizer vaccine that is 95% effective against recession
US—The FDA has approved a new vaccine that is 95% effective against recession, a statement from the agency said. The...
Biden: ‘What we’re seeing is the most diverse, inclusive, and equitable recession in history’
US—President* Joe Biden has addressed the negative GDP growth in consecutive quarters saying, "What we’re seeing is the most diverse,...
BREAKING: Biden accidentally signs executive order doubling all student debt
WASHINGTON, DC—In a rare gaff, President Joe Biden accidentally signed an executive order doubling all student loan debt. "This is...
With Hispanic voters fleeing the Democratic Party, Kamala Harris floats idea for a border wall
US--With Hispanic voters fleeing the Democratic Party, Vice President* Kamala Harris has floated the idea of a massive border wall...
97% of climate scientists say that the world has already ended and that everyone is dead
US—A new poll by the Pew Pew Institute has confirmed what many have suspected for some time: 97 percent of climate...
Anti-Defamation League labels ‘2+2=4’ a hate symbol
LOS ANGELES (CNN)—The math equation "2+2=4" is now a hate symbol, according to a new report by the Anti-Defamation League....
BREAKING: Presidential Limo ‘The Beast’ at center of Jan 6 hearing is found dead in apparent suicide
WASHINGTON, DC—The armored presidential limousine dubbed "The Beast", which is at the center of the January 6 Commission investigation, has...
Mitch McConnell posts video of himself twerking to drum up support for midterms
WASHINGTON, DC—After Rhode Island state Senator Tiara Mack gained massive social reactions for posting a video of herself twerking on...
