BREAKING: Dominion voting machines switched votes to Taco Bell in 2018 Best Mexican Food election
People were shocked when Taco Bell won Harris Poll's "Best Mexican Food" election in 2018. Now, sources close to the...
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FBI requests evidence of election fraud so ‘it can be properly destroyed and utterly forgotten’
LANGLEY, VA--The Federal Bureau of Investigation has officially requested evidence of election fraud from the Voter Integrity Project so "it...
UPDATE: Biden ankle injury caused by tripping over a box of fraudulent ballots in his basement
NEWARK, DE--The Office of the Pseudo-President has confirmed that Joe Biden was injured tripping over a box of fraudulent ballots...
BREAKING: Biden’s dog attacks him after learning he’s not a man but one of the lizard people
NEWARK, DE--Self-proclaimed President-Elect Joe Biden suffered a hairline fracture and bruised bones when his dog, Major, attacked him after finding...
The Dead Voter nominated for Time Person of the Year
The Dead Voter, one of the most important components to the ongoing 2020 presidential election, has been nominated as Time...
US Bishops release ‘King Biden Version’ Bible with complete ‘Book of Palms’
WASHINGTON DC—Following an apparent gaffe, when the devoutly Catholic Joe Biden accidentally said "the palmist" instead of "the psalmist", the...
Biden warns not to eat too much turkey or the trunalimunumaprzure will make you sleepy
WASHINGTON DC—Self-appointed President-Elect Joe Biden warned of the many dangers of socializing during a Thanksgiving address Wednesday, warning people particularly...
Sidney Powell shocks Thanksgiving guests by serving 700 pounds of fried sea monster
ATLANTA—Attorney Sidney Powell shocked her Thanksgiving guests on Thursday by serving 700 pounds of fried sea monster instead of the...
BREAKING: Trump finally concedes the election in Massachusetts
WASHINGTON DC—Nearly a month after the election, President Donald Trump has finally conceded the state of Massachusetts. "It really doesn't...
BREAKING: Biden officially changes his name to Cho Bei Den
WASHINGTON DC—Feeling that the election is behind him, Joe Biden has sold the naming rights to the president of the...
