BREAKING: Bubba Wallace finds burnt cross in NASCAR garage stall
TALLADEGA--A burnt cross was found in the garage stall of a black NASCAR racer, Bubba Wallace, less than two weeks...
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Chicago criminals promise to stop killing everyone if the city defunds the police
CHICAGO—Hardened criminals and ruthless killers across the Chicagoland area vowed to stop being bad if the police were defunded. 'Defund...
BREAKING: 160 people have died from COVID-19 after attending Trump rally next week
PHOENIX—160 people have died from COVID-19 after attending the Trump rally in Phoenix next week, sources have told CNN. "This...
Antifa replaces all racist statues with sculpture of Obama performing abortion on black woman
The Antifa mob has been busy tearing down racist statues of Junipero Serra, Theodore Roosevelt, and Michael Jackson across the...
BREAKING: Political rallies are unsafe again
TULSA--After a month of political rallies being good for the public health because they help to fight COVID-19 in some...
CHAZ releases first international tourism video
The Democratic Republic of Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (aka CHAZ/CHOP) is so far advanced that they have already moved past...
Chik-fil-A stops serving ‘racist’ white meat
ATLANTA—Chik-fil-A will stop serving what CEO Dan Cathy calls "racist white meat" and serve only dark meat. "I think we...
Face mask company accidentally prints its side effect on front of mask
Face mask manufacturer Paycebo Inc., accidentally printed a side effect from wearing masks on one of its masks. A spokesman...
Product marketers replace stereotypical blacks with authentic blacks to fight racism
Marketers across the country are replacing racist depictions of stereotypical blacks on their food products with more authentic blacks in...
Quaker replaces racist Aunt Jemima with Aunt Karen to remind you of your privilege at breakfast
The Aunt Jemima brand of syrup and pancake mix will get a new name and image, Quaker Oats announced Wednesday,...
