Woke Rep Emanuel Cleaver changes name to Ewomanuel Cleaver
WASHINGTON DC—The super woke 117th US Congress continues its pushing the boundaries of societal norms. After Democrats removed all gendered...
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BREAKING: Joe Biden finally concedes to Kamala Harris
WILMINGTON, DE—Former presidential candidate Joe Biden has finally conceded the 2020 election to former running mate Kamala Harris. "My wife,...
Happy 121st birthday to half of Joe Biden’s voters!
Genesis Times would like to wish a special happy 121st birthday to all those amazing Joe Biden voters born on...
Top 10 Most Popular Articles From the Least Popular Year
Most people agree, 2020 was a pretty terrible year in a lot of ways. But it was great for satire!...
McConnell: ‘We will not be bullied into giving Americans their own money’
WASHINGTON DC—Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) on Tuesday blocked an attempt to give Americans more of their money. "We...
BREAKING: South Dakota secedes to get more COVID relief money from US government
PIERRE, SD—The state of South Dakota has officially seceded from the Union and created a new country called The Republic...
BREAKING: Nashville Bomber died from COVID-19 shortly after blowing himself up
NASHVILLE--Authorities on the scene of the Nashville Christmas Day bombing said that the perpetrator died from COVID shortly after blowing...
For just $600 ($1.64 a day) you can sponsor an American family
For just $600, or $1.64 a day, you can sponsor an American family put into destitution by their government for...
BREAKING: Nashville enjoys fiery but mostly peaceful Christmas morning
(CNN) Nashville experienced a fiery but mostly peaceful Christmas morning, captured in dramatic photos and videos that made downtown Music...
BREAKING: Costly Congress members to be replaced with automated tellers
Washington DC—With pricey COVID relief bills in negotiation, the country has decided to automate the Congress, replacing all US representatives...
