BREAKING: Twitter CEO caught shooting messenger pigeons sent by the Trump Team
NEW YORK--Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey was caught shooting messenger pigeons being send by the Trump Team at Trump Tower. The...
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Biden finally finishes reading governing instruction manual 1984
WASHINGTON, DC—President-elect Joe Biden has finally finished reading the bestselling governing how-to manual "Nineteen Eighty-Four" and has already started implementing...
BREAKING: Pelosi threatens to revoke Trump’s Jelly of the Month Subscription
WASHINGTON, DC—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has threatened to take away President Donald Trump's Jelly of the Month Subscription...
Mike Pence only gets 1 piece of silver for his betrayal
WASHINGTON DC—Vice President Mike Pence was disappointed that he only got one piece of silver for his betrayal of President...
VIDEO: Congress after the storming of the Capitol
This is an insider view of several members of Congress after the storming of the US Capitol by patriots and...
BREAKING: Congress asks protesters to obey the law so Congress can get back to breaking the law
WASHINGTON, DC—Members of Congress have pleaded with the protesters at the US Capitol to obey the rule of law so...
BREAKING: Protesting is bad again
(CNN) After months of protests by Antifa and Black Lives Matter supported by mainstream media and by government officials, protesting...
Georgia official assures voters no one has stolen any election after this one
ATLANTA—Georgia election officials assured voters that they won't steal anymore elections after this one. "Let me be absolutely clear. The...
Mayor De Blasio renames Manhattan to Womanhattan
NEW YORK CITY—Not to be outdone by the stunning and brave US Congress, which has eliminated all gendered terms in...
Kamala Harris recalls just wanting ‘fweedom’ in her childhood at Auschwitz
In a heartwarming story for Elle Magazine, President-elect Kamala Harris recalled her turbulent childhood at the Nazi concentration camp at...
