Andrew Yang invents smart way to determine whether people have had COVID vaccine
SILICON VALLEY—Former presidential candidate Andrew Yang has announced an innovative invention of his which tells people whether you've received the...
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BREAKING: Biden threatens to withhold aid to US until agent investigating his son is fired
WASHINGTON DC--True to form, president-Elect Joe Biden has threatened to withhold $1 trillion in aid to the United States until...
BREAKING: Texas issues ‘stay at home’ order for entire state of California
AUSTIN—Amid the current rampant pandemic, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has issued an urgent "stay at home" order to all of...
GA Sec of State assures voters he has investigated himself and found no wrongdoing
ATLANTA—Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger has assured voters across the state that he will investigate himself thoroughly and find...
Roberts introduces new uniforms for Supreme Court justices
WASHINGTON DC--Chief Justice John Roberts introduced the new uniform for all Supreme Court justices including pink robes and a pink...
Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt yells at people who oppose mandatory vaccination
A woman with a “My Body My Choice” shirt has been stationed at a local Target store screaming at selfish...
Biden releases tell-all book about 2020 election ‘The Art of the Steal’
WASHINGTON DC--Self-identifying President-Elect Joe Biden has released a tell-all book called "The Art of the Steal" documenting the miraculous 2020...
BREAKING: AOC infiltrates Santa’s Workshop to add all Trump supporters to Naughty List
NORTH POLE--US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was caught impersonating a Santa's helper (also known as Santa Elf "Sandy") in order...
BREAKING: Joe Biden dies during speech celebrating electoral college victory
WASHINGTON DC—Self Identifying President-Elect Joe Biden died today while giving a celebratory speech about the contested electoral college. Several people...
Dominion Voting System selected as Time Person of the Year
Dominion Voting Systems, one of the most important components to the ongoing 2020 presidential election, has been selected as Time...
