Amid falling polling numbers, Biden turns to white supremacist vote
During a press conference to the largely white teacher's unions, former Vice President and current candidate for president, Joe Biden...
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Democrats learning from Labour’s big loss will increase name-calling by 150%
Top Democrats in the Unites States are learning from UK's left-leaning Labour Party's big defeat this week after a spokesman...
Labour ‘pretty sure’ they lost because they didn’t call enough people racist
Prime Minister Boris Johnson exceeded all expectations in Thursday's U.K. general election, and his landslide victory makes the U.K. all...
Virginia Dems send in Beto O’Rourke to confiscate guns in 2nd Amendment sanctuaries
RICHMOND, VA— Democratic lawmakers on Capitol Hill say local police who do not enforce gun control measures likely to pass in...
Greta screams at volcano recklessly violating climate change regulation
Just a day after Time Magazine named her "Person of the Year," Greta Thunberg was fighting climate change, this time...
Santa Claus hopes to make it down 50% more chimneys after a year on keto diet
Claus has been very effective at his annual gift-giving spree Christmas Eve, but this year may be the best year...
Greta Thunberg has been named Time’s Puppet of the Year for 2019
16-year-old Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg has been named Time's Puppet of the Year for 2019. The magazine said that...
Elizabeth Warren will wear scarf drenched with the blood of aborted fetuses to her inauguration
Massachusetts senator and Democrat presidential contender Elizabeth Warren told a crowd during a campaign stop Monday that she intends to...
BREAKING: First living turd named Time Person of the Year
Chet, climate activist abd Congress's first living turd, has been name Time Magazine's Person of the Year for 2019. "He...
Trump creates single-payer Dept. of Movies with a max actor salary of $50,000 a year
In response to consistent pleas for socialist policies from Hollywood actors, President Trump has created a Soviet-style single-payer Department of...
