Millions of returning college students diligently preparing to be offended by absolutely nothing
Millions of Gen Z college students are preparing to return to campuses across the country and be offended by absolutely...
Exavier Saskagoochie
Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!
BREAKING: World shocked that a marriage with moral exemplar Miley Cyrus failed
The world is in shock after learning that the marriage between Liam Hemsworth and complete degenerate and whore Miley Cyrus...
Joe Biden hands out Maalox at campaign rallies to help fans to ‘swallow a little’
Joe Biden's wife Jill made her argument for the Biden nomination yesterday saying, "Your candidate might be better on, I...
VIDEO: Actual footage from Jeffrey Epstein’s autopsy
Due to public outcry of skepticism about the Jeffrey Esptein autopsy, authorities in New York opened up the procedure to...
NOAA: ‘July 2019 imaginary temperatures were the hottest ever’
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has released important information, confirming that July 2019 was the hottest month ever...
BREAKING: Trump ends US China trade war; swaps Hong Kong for Portland, Oregon in unprecedented deal
Washington DC—After months of growing trade tensions between the US and China leading to an impending global recession, along with...
BREAKING: Epstein story officially killed by mainstream media; ‘Nothing to see here’
The Jeffrey Epstein story, which gained the attention of all media outlets last week, has been declared dead by the...
BREAKING: Clintons open physician-assisted suicide business in New Jersey
The soul-searching is done for Hillary Clinton post the 2016 election. She and her husband Bill have finally figured out...
Robert Mueller assigned as special counsel to investigate Epstein suicide
Due to his impeccable record as a dependable legal counsel in investigation of important matters and ability to come up...
BREAKING: Trump ends US China trade war; swaps Hong Kong for California in unprecedented deal
Washington DC—After months of growing trade tensions between the US and China leading to an impending global recession, along with...
