Ocasio-Cortez: “I was joking whenever I said something in the past that was wrong”
On Sunday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) said that she was joking around when she claimed the world was going to...
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Facebook bans itself for acting too much like Nazis
After Facebook banned several prominent personalities for posting things they didn't agree with and acting too much like Nazis, the...
Feminist athletes enjoying tidying up and warming bench for new transgender stars
Feminist athletes across America and Europe are thrilled about the prospect of biological males who identify as women joining their...
Royal Baby will be raised black so he can complain of his obvious oppression and lack of privilege
Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan will be raising the latest Royal Baby as a black child so that he will...
Buttigieg and partner shocked they can’t get pregnant, biology so hateful
The first openly gay presidential candidate, Peter Buttigieg and his husband, Chasten Glezman, announced on Thursday that “we are shocked...
Hipster environmentalists use natural smoke signals to protest pollution
In a bold new strategy, hipster environmentalists are using traditional smoke signals instead of environment-killing electronics to protest pollution. "We...
BREAKING: Beto found passed out drunk in gutter after Cinco de Mayo celebration
Robert "Beto" O'Rourke, taking his pseudo-Latino persona to the next level, partied it up with his amigos on Cinco de...
Ocasio-Cortez confused as to why ‘free healthcare’ costs so much
Democratic socialist US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was shocked to learn that federal healthcare expenditures were over $1 trillion. "Are you...
Millions mourn loss of celebrity again as news of death circulates social media 2 years later
You only get one life, but sometimes, thanks to social media, you can have several deaths. That's what's happening when...
Gov. Newsom to spend tax money to find out why gas prices have gone up after he increased gas taxes
California Governor Gavin Newsom has directed the California Energy Commission to look into possible irregularities in the state’s gas prices,...
