Ocasio-Cortez: ‘Global warming started the Notre Dame fire’
In the aftermath of the devastating fire of Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, France, people are looking for answers. Some...
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Church that withstood 900 years of war and bombings ‘accidentally’ burns down
The Cathedral of Notre Dame in Paris has been "accidentally" burned down after enduring 900 years of war and bombings...
Newsom to Trump: ‘How dare you send illegal immigrants to our cities that openly welcome them!’
After President Trump threatened to send detained undocumented immigrants to sanctuary cities, which openly welcome them, California Governor Gavin Newsom...
Buttigieg changes his name to ‘Buttguy’ to make sure you know he’s the gay candidate
Pete Buttgieg or as he's affectionately named "Mayor Pete" is running for president in the Democratic primary for the 2020...
Woke: ‘Hate speech is not possible without free speech so any defence of free speech is hate speech’
The wokest of the woke, Titania McGrath has made perhaps the most woke proclamation ever in her campaign against hate...
Activists cutting off their thumbs to protest new white supremacist ‘thumbs up’ code
White supremacists are now using the 'thumbs up' emoji to declare their bigotry in code. As a necessary reaction, woke...
BREAKING: Scientists just unveiled the first EVER images of a black hole
Scientists have lifted the veil on the first images ever captured of a black hole's event horizon. Black holes are...
OPINION: Fight income inequality by giving Bernie a fourth house!
Income equality is clearly the worst thing ever. Even if everyone is wealthier than they were, if the difference between...
Trump declares state of emergency, nukes New York to prevent liberalism from spreading
The Trump Administration declared a public health emergency in New York state following an outbreak of liberalism that has infected...
Thousands of migrants risk it all to become systematically oppressed in the United States
A constant flow from Central American countries of migrants is heading for the United States, the home of the worst...
