Royal Baby will be raised black so he can complain of his obvious oppression and lack of privilege
Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan will be raising the latest Royal Baby as a black child so that he will...
Exavier Saskagoochie
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Buttigieg and partner shocked they can’t get pregnant, biology so hateful
The first openly gay presidential candidate, Peter Buttigieg and his husband, Chasten Glezman, announced on Thursday that “we are shocked...
Hipster environmentalists use natural smoke signals to protest pollution
In a bold new strategy, hipster environmentalists are using traditional smoke signals instead of environment-killing electronics to protest pollution. "We...
BREAKING: Beto found passed out drunk in gutter after Cinco de Mayo celebration
Robert "Beto" O'Rourke, taking his pseudo-Latino persona to the next level, partied it up with his amigos on Cinco de...
Ocasio-Cortez confused as to why ‘free healthcare’ costs so much
Democratic socialist US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was shocked to learn that federal healthcare expenditures were over $1 trillion. "Are you...
Millions mourn loss of celebrity again as news of death circulates social media 2 years later
You only get one life, but sometimes, thanks to social media, you can have several deaths. That's what's happening when...
Gov. Newsom to spend tax money to find out why gas prices have gone up after he increased gas taxes
California Governor Gavin Newsom has directed the California Energy Commission to look into possible irregularities in the state’s gas prices,...
SHOCKING: Another year with no Irish women in Miss Nigeria competition
As critics lambast European countries for their lack of diversity in such competitions as the Miss Universe competition, some groups...
BREAKING: Trudeau asking for volunteers to help take pictures of him at flooding sites
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is asking for help during one of the country's worst flooding in decades. "If there...
Ocasio-Cortez: ‘I would’ve used 100% electric tanks to run over my political enemies.’
The streets of Caracas, Venezuela have turned into chaos Tuesday after an armored military vehicle drove directly into a crowd...
