UPDATE: Colorado jogger who was jumped by mountain lion said cat yelled ‘This is MAGA country!’
A Colorado jogger, who was minding his own business jogging on a nature trail when attacked by a mountain lion...
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New York reveals new motto: ‘We’ll kill your babies and run your business out of town!’
Content with exactly how things are, New York has recently expanded abortion access and quashed a potential partnership with Amazon.com,...
BREAKING: Alleged assailants arrested in Jussie Smollett attack
Two black men, who are apparently FBI officers undercover as white women, were arrested for the hate crime attack on...
Spacious 2-bed, 1-bath pothole for rent in great neighborhood
Great location right in the heart of town! This spacious pothole comes with a large fenced in driveway and easy...
Chik-fil-A cows come out against oppressive Green New Deal
The beloved semi-literate cows of Chik-fil-A marketing have come out against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal, which aims at a...
BREAKING: Democrats agree to fund border wall after Trump says he doesn’t want it anymore
In a political move that is being called the "genius," President Trump has reversed course on his position of the...
Ruth Bader Ginsburg doing ‘just fine’ after transplant to perpetual life vat
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has suffered many health issues in previous years, which has led many to question...
Ellen Page: ‘Hating people for their identity is wrong; that’s why I hate people who identify as Christian’
Actor Ellen Page doubled down on her criticism of celebrities who attended “anti-LGBTQ churches” on Saturday, after she made headlines...
Ocasio-Cortez enlists first cow-fart police to combat global warming
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has started implementing her Green New Deal already, before any congressional approval or without any rational second opinion....
Feminists demand to be a part of Boy Scouts so they could exclude themselves from Boy Scouts
Feminists around the country have completed the most useless display of political correctness witnessed in the history of personkind last...
