Global warming conference cancelled due to -50 wind chill
A symposium sponsored by the International Global Warming Trust was cancelled today in Wisconsin as temperatures dipped below -50 degrees...
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New York Assembly to install Aztec-like altar for all child sacrifices to take place
A problem arose after the New York legislature passed a new abortion bill and Governor Andrew Cuomo signed it into...
California’s Governor Gavin Newsom introduces tax on ‘thinking’
California Governor Gavin Newsom proposed his first budget for the state on Friday, and it includes a tax on thinking....
Activists take break from protesting NRA killing innocent children to celebrate abortion bill that will kill innocent children
Several activists in New York who typically protest the National Rifle Association (NRA) for its horrific role in promoting school...
Trump to move to DEFCON 1 after reports of 32 measles cases in Washington
As of Saturday, there have been 32—THIRTY-TWO—cases of measles reported throughout the country prompting President Trump to move to DEFCON...
NY’s Cuomo unable to remove mysterious red stains from hands
For a week, New York's Governor Andrew Cuomo has been dealing with a mysterious red stain on his hands. The...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez campaigns with Dr. Evil for $1 million minimum wage
After many municipalities have mandated employers pay a minimum wage of $15 an hour, others are campaigning for higher minimum...
Pope Francis to bring back Inquisition for Cuomo, New York legislators after abortion bill
After New York passed a bill allowing abortion to be performed up to the point of birth, calls have come...
NY’s Cuomo can’t figure out why demons are tormenting him since signing abortion bill
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has a lot of problems as leader of New York. Now, his problems include several...
White supremacists applaud New York abortion law that will kill more minorities than ever
The New York Legislature has passed an ultra-progressive bill that Governor Andrew Cuomo has signed, making abortion legal up to...
