BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict
US—The Democratic Party has rolled out its latest messaging masterpiece: the “Peace Is War” campaign, a daring rebrand of their...
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AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles
Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) expressed outrage today over a disturbing trend in Germany, where terrorists have been using gas-guzzling, fossil-fuel-powered...
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians
Germany is reeling from yet another wave of rogue automobiles careening into pedestrians, leaving a trail of chaos, crumpled fenders,...
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’
WASHINGTON, DC—Attorney General Pam Bondi, fresh off a Florida tan and a cabinet promotion, has reassured an impatient American public...
BREAKING: Trump puts Zelensky in ‘time-out corner’ during explosive Oval Office meeting
Washington, D.C. – In a bizarre turn of events during a high-stakes diplomatic meeting, President Donald Trump reportedly sent Ukrainian...
EXCLUSIVE: Genesius Times have obtained all 4 phases of the Epstein Files (VIDEO)
The "Epstein Files" refer to a collection of documents tied to Jeffrey Epstein, a financier and convicted sex offender who...
Gene Hackman and wife Betsy Arakawa have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
Retired actor Gene Hackman and his wife, Betsy Arakawa, have emerged from their low-key New Mexico existence with a bombshell:...
Judge Hugh Jassole rules that it’s unconstitutional to ask what government employees have done this week
Judge Hugh Jassole of the 7th Circuit Court has ruled that asking government employees to account for their weekly activities...
BREAKING: France eager to get into Ukraine-Russia war so that they can surrender to someone soon
PARIS—France has announced that it is eager to join the ongoing conflict between Ukraine and Russia, expressing a fervent desire...
MSNBC fires Joy Reid because she didn’t call people racist hard enough
In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming (except maybe the internet), Joy Reid, former MSNBC host and...
