Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Biden correcting yard signs for nurses who refuse vaccine after a year on front line

Exavier Saskagoochie September 22, 2021

DELAWARE—President* Joe Biden was seen correcting the yard signs of several homes of nurses in his Delaware neighborhood from "A...

BREAKING: COVID doesn’t spread at awards shows; galas

Exavier Saskagoochie September 20, 2021

HOLLYWOOD—Celebrities and elites on both coasts will be pleased to know that the most dangerous disease in human history, COVID-19,...

Everyone at the Emmys wins award for pretending to care

Exavier Saskagoochie September 20, 2021

HOHLLYWOOD—Seth Rogan won the first award of the night for virtue signaling about COVID right off the bat. "Good to...

Ghost of Norm MacDonald joins Genesius Times

Exavier Saskagoochie September 20, 2021

Most of the comedy world was shaken by the announcement of the passing of comedian Norm MacDonald, who Steven Crowder...

US Capitol Police increase security ahead of Saturday’s FBI false flag event

Exavier Saskagoochie September 16, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—The U.S. Capitol Police is erecting a temporary fence around the Capitol in anticipation of a planned FBI false flag...

Biden mandates shoving marbles up everyone’s asses after tweet by Nicki Minaj

Exavier Saskagoochie September 15, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC--President* Biden has issued a rare edict mandating that all Americans have marbles shoved up their asses to fight...

AOC wears ‘Eat the Rich’ dress to Met Gala then literally eats 4 rich guests

Exavier Saskagoochie September 14, 2021

NEW YORK—US representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has never been one to shy away from controversy. While attending the $30,000 per...

BREAKING: Fox News calls tomorrow’s California recall election for Gavin Newsom

Exavier Saskagoochie September 13, 2021

SACRAMENTO—Fox News has officially called tomorrow's California recall election for Governor Gavin Newsom hours before in-person voting has begun. After...