Fauci declares ‘I am science’ as he launches new COVID Inquisition Panel
WASHINGTON, DC—Grand Science Wizard Saint Anthony Fauci has declared what everyone in the mainstream media has known for a while:...
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YouTube bans YouTube for showing videos of Dr. Fauci contradicting Dr. Fauci
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Google's media giant YouTube has been banned indefinitely from its own video streaming service for violating its community...
Kamala Harris flies 10-truck caravan to Guatamala to lecture them on climate change
GUATAMALA CITY—Vice President* Kamala Harris flew a 10-Suburban caravan to Guatamala in order to lecture them on climate change. "It...
Facebook fact-checkers have investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Officials at the various Facebook fact-checking services have investigated themselves over several allegations that they promoted misinformation during...
BREAKING: Demi Lovato self-identifies as Hernando Desoto I-40 Bridge
Demi Lovato is now more important than attacks on Israel, the attempt to federalize elections, the open border, and even...
Disney opens new White Guilt Ride where whites can pay $160 to be slaves
VISTA DEL MAL, FL—In a brave move to call attention to systemic racism Disney World is introducing a new ride...
Biden/Harris release new campaign logo
WASHINGTON, DC—There's no rest for the weary. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are just a couple months into their first...
Biden addresses gas lines by sending in world class musicians
In June of 1973, the price of a gallon of gasoline was under 50 cents. By May of 1974, it...
Biden finally gets a large crowd at Carolina car rally
(CNN) President Joe Biden's popularity is soaring as his latest car rally in Charlotte, North Carolina proves. Hundreds of people...
AOC applauds Biden’s gas lines; demands breadlines too
WASHINGTON, DC—Democratic socialist Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) applauded President* Biden on his dramatic push toward a total socialist state like...
