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Google removes Kyle Rittenhouse doodle after receiving complaints

Exavier Saskagoochie May 11, 2021

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Search engine behemoth Google commemorated the Kenosha, WI unrest shooter Kyle Rittenhouse today with a fun doodle illustration...

BREAKING: Biden denies hacking of ‘most secure gas pipeline ever’

Exavier Saskagoochie May 10, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Reports came in over the weekend of a potential hacking of the Colonial Pipeline, which carried fuel from Mexico...

Texas publishes helpful map for Californians looking to move to the state

Exavier Saskagoochie May 7, 2021

AUSTIN—The Texas Board of Californian Resettlement (TBCR) has published a helpful map for all the Californians seeking asylum in their...

3 Stacey Abrams romance novels including ‘Moby Dick: A Love Story’ to be reissued

Exavier Saskagoochie May 5, 2021

ATLANTA—Before she ran for governor of Georgia, before she registered 800,000 dead voters with her organization Fair Fight, before she...

Man who frightened everyone on plane by coughing and sneezing turns out to only have a cold

Rafi Metz May 4, 2021

UNITED STATES—A horrifying incident occurred on a United Airlines passenger plane today when a passenger starting coughing and sneezing, terrifying...

BREAKING: Melinda Gates will become the 3rd richest man in the world after divorce

Exavier Saskagoochie May 3, 2021

SEATTLE—Bill and Melinda Gates have announced their divorce after 27 years of marriage. The split will make Melinda the third...

BREAKING: NBA finally ends discrimination based on height

Astral Zirconia April 24, 2021

NEW YORK—The National Basketball Association (NBA) has ended its longstanding discriminatory policy on height after many allegations of teams excluding...