Facebook launches satire filter to protect people from unapproved laughing
Mountain View, CA—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced today that Facebook is launching a mandatory satire filter that will strip all...
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Quaker replaces racist Aunt Jemima with Aunt Karen to remind you of your privilege at breakfast
The Aunt Jemima brand of syrup and pancake mix will get a new name and image, Quaker Oats announced Wednesday,...
Starbucks serving up newest ‘Self-Loathing’ blond roast
SEATTLE—Starbucks has been working overtime to create their new line of Boutique Roasts to appeal to their newest group of...
PETITION: Tear down this monument to slavery!
Everyone's tearing down inanimate objects that have some association with slavery—and sometimes that don't have anything to do with slavery....
Local man declares his home ‘autonomous zone’; saves thousands on property taxes
SEATTLE—After seeing how his city has endorsed and supported the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone seized by protesters in the Third...
Google launches satire filter to protect people from unapproved laughing
Mountain View, CA—Google CEO Sundar Pichai announced today that a the next Google Chrome update will include a mandatory satire...
Bill Gates installs several sharknados in tropical storm Cristobal; says he’s working on the cure
Bill Gates has installed several sharknados in the tropical storm Cristobal making landfall later today. He says that he's working...
Target stores offering ‘seniors only’ early looting every day from 7-8 am
Minneapolis—In an effort to be one step ahead of the virtue signalling competition, Target stores in the Twin Cities area...
LeBron gets okay from Chinese government to criticize Drew Brees
With the sports world on pause from COVID-19 pandemic, there is still action playing out in the field of Internet...
NYC walking tours seem to be growing in popularity despite COVID-19 pandemic
Spring is in the air. Sure there are some people worried about a resurgence of COVID-19 but as we can...
