YouTube unveils its new logo
MOUNTAINVIEW, CA—YouTube’s CEO Susan Wojcicki unveiled YouTube's new logo today in Sillicon Valley, launching a rebranding effort that more closely...
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Georgia Senate runoff ballots now available on Amazon for $14.99!
SEATTLE--Amazon spokesperson, Jeff Bezalbog, filled us in on their new Elections department. “We kinda missed the boat on the last...
AOC launches new ‘honest socialism’ clothing line
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has engaged in capitalism to release her new line of honest socialism merchandise on her...
The Race Card is perfect gift for those impossible-to-shop-for relatives
PHILADELPHIA—Whether at a family dinner, a community outing, or even a sporting event, we all have at one time or...
BREAKING: Biden officially changes his name to Cho Bei Den
WASHINGTON DC—Feeling that the election is behind him, Joe Biden has sold the naming rights to the president of the...
Nike launches Antifa Spirit Urban Gear just in time for Black Friday
BEAVERTON, OR--Athletic equipment maker Nike has launched its Antifa Spirit Gear just in time for Black Friday. Nike spokesperson, William...
Hunter Biden surfaces after hearing someone say ‘I’m going to release the crack!’
WASHINGTON DC—Austere businessman and philanthropist Hunter Biden has finally surfaced in Washington DC after hearing someone say she was going...
Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt screams at people choosing to not wear masks
A woman with a "My Body My Choice" shirt has been stationed at a local park screaming at selfish people...
Twitter starts defending election fraud as ‘good for democracy’ after they can’t ignore it anymore
SAN FRANCISCO—Social media giant Twitter has started defending election fraud in their "context" notices after it became obvious that they...
Trump supporters loot and pillage local Walmart after Biden declared winner
SHEBOYGAN, WI--Racist supporters of President Donald Trump descended on a local Walmart to loot and pillage in protest of Democratic...
