Smith & Wesson names Antifa their #1 salesman for 2020
It looks like gun sales are through the roof. It seems like not only is there a 6-month waiting list...
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Disney launches porn platform with only former Disney child actors
ALTA VISTA, FL—Inspired by Bella Thorne's hugely profitable OnlyFans account, Disney corporation hopes to capitalize on the utter degenerates that...
Jim Cantore covers hurricane from basement bathroom amid pandemic
Renowned weather reporter Jim Cantore has been through it all—storm surges, 150-mile-an-hour winds, and lightning strikes. But he will be...
Nick Sandmann renames CNN since he absolutely owns them
The Cable News Network (CNN), founded in 1980 by American media magnate Ted Turner has been renamed the Nick Sandmann...
Passengers refusing to wear mask kicked off plane somewhere over Kansas
Parents and their six children who refused to wear a mask were kicked off of a JetBlue Airways flight somewhere over the...
Goodyear introduces new 2020 tires that only make left turns
Going all in on its recent zero tolerance for conservatives policy, Goodyear Tire Company is introducing its 2020 tires that...
PETITION to have the first batch of COVID-19 vaccine shoved up Bill Gates’s ass
Fighting misinformation and conspiracy theories about the novel coronavirus has almost been as hard as battling the pandemic itself. And a new...
Harris will choose 10 lucky families for her ‘Universal Basic Incarceration’ program
Not to be outdone by Andrew Yang, who wants to give 10 lucky families $12,000 a year in universal basic...
Cuomo named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for fifth consecutive year
NEW YORK—U-Haul has named Andrew Cuomo the #1 salesman of the year for the fifth consecutive year. It’s not just...
BREAKING: Biden supporters make off with millions in loot in rallies across Chicago
CHICAGO—COVID-19 restrictions didn't stop supporters for presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden from making off with millions of dollars in...
