All proceeds from John Bolton’s new book will go to help feed bombs to kids in the Middle East
Former National Security Advisor and general advocate of carpet bombing John Bolton's new book is giving new meaning to the...
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BREAKING: 97% of climate scientists agree with the people writing their checks
A new study from the Fosterton Institute in New York confirms what many have suspected for some time: 97 percent...
Gov Northam calls second State of Emergency to change his diaper after threatening gun rally
Virginia Governor Ralph Northam has declared a second State of Emergency in order to change his diaper after the Virginia...
At Davos, Greta Thunberg demands world leaders give her back her ‘precious’
Swedish teen climate activist Greta Thunberg delighted the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland by scolding them for doing nothing...
Democrats align with with Iraqi Baath party in last ditch effort against Trump
The Iraqi Baath Party has just announced the Democrat Party of America along with the 'failing New York Times' will...
American Left and Right finally unite for the noble cause of hating CNN
It took a ridiculously biased debate hosted by CNN in which the spurious sexism claims of Bernie Sanders were amplified...
Coastal elites panic as Botox shortage spreads from San Francisco to Washington DC
In a surprise move today, Nancy Pelosi has decided to memorialize her role as speaker of the house and has...
35-year-old agrees to move out of parents’ basement, give up allowance
Millennials have had it hard in this economy despite the boom in the UK. That's why it's great to see...
New York Times scrambles to find soft personal side to Iranian mass murderer
Following a military strike on Iran's most deadly terrorist, Maj. Gen. Qassim Suleimani, the New York Times newspaper was scrambling...
Man sues Burger King after ‘Impossible Whopper’ turns him into a woman
A local man is suing Burger King after one Impossible Whopper, the company's manufactured vegan meat burger, turned him into...
