After success of vagina-scented candle, Gwyneth Paltrow releases hairy armpit and boobsweat candles
Move over Yankee Candle. There's a new sheriff in town with an aroma people can't seem to get enough of....
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AOC: ‘If socialism doesn’t work, how did Bernie become a millionaire as a socialist?’
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is known for her brilliant economic insight such as promoting socialism and the prohibition of cow farts. She...
Washington Post set to endorse Bloomberg once his $10 million check clears
The Washington Post, whose slogan is Democracy Dies in Darkness, is set to officially endorse Democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg...
AOC: ‘These poor animals can’t fly because heartless people keep eating their wings’
Freshman congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is launching a new campaign to save the buffalo from having their wings harvested for...
Medicare for All would save $450 billion by replacing most drugs with magical unicorn poop
Democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders unveiled his latest plan to save Americans billions of dollars through his Medicare for...
Bernie Sanders selects Bernie Madoff as running mate, citing experience in Ponzi schemes
Democratic socialist senator and presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has selected his running mate: convicted white collar criminal Bernie Madoff, citing...
BREAKING: Walmart warns of critical shortage of tons of worthless plastic crap from China due to coronavirus
The retail superstore Walmart has issued a warning for all customers that they are experiencing a critical shortage of worthless...
Bernie furious Bloomberg is using his own money to buy votes instead of other people’s money like him
Democratic socialist front runner Bernie Sanders is fuming that Michael Bloomberg is using his own money to buy votes instead...
Clintons launch new furniture store: ILKEEYA
Since Hillary Clinton's loss, the Clinton foundation has been burning through cash without very many new donors. A new income...
Babylon Bee retracts article making fun of people who make fun of AOC: ‘actually she really is that stupid’
The satire website The Babylon Bee has been forced to retract an article that makes fun of people who make...
