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Genesius Times surpasses CNN as most reliable source of fake news in US

Exavier Saskagoochie May 29, 2019

Genesius Times, the satire site with journalistic integrity, has surpassed CNN as the most reliable source of fake news in...

Bernie Sanders: If you don’t support the living wage, you support serial killers

Bernie Sanders May 28, 2019

We all remember the notorious murders of around forty prostitutes in Washington state that spanned from the early 1980's and...

Dems to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech

Exavier Saskagoochie May 27, 2019

Congressional Democrats are poised to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech. After intense debate about the...

Awkward! Leaked memo clarifies Mark Zuckerberg’s deep-seated affinity for fascism

Earnest O'Connor May 23, 2019

In a leaked memo, from Facebook’s headquarters in Silicone Valley, some extremely statements were made by its founder and CEO...

Antifa member takes break from overthrowing capitalism to snap selfie with iPhone

Exavier Saskagoochie May 22, 2019

The life of an anti-capitalist, anti-fascist, commie can be very tough and it's not very rewarding. Antifa members must take...

Facebook bans itself for acting too much like Nazis

Exavier Saskagoochie May 13, 2019

After Facebook banned several prominent personalities for posting things they didn't agree with and acting too much like Nazis, the...

Hipster environmentalists use natural smoke signals to protest pollution

Exavier Saskagoochie May 7, 2019

In a bold new strategy, hipster environmentalists are using traditional smoke signals instead of environment-killing electronics to protest pollution. "We...

Ocasio-Cortez confused as to why ‘free healthcare’ costs so much

Exavier Saskagoochie May 3, 2019

Democratic socialist US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was shocked to learn that federal healthcare expenditures were over $1 trillion. "Are you...