Do you remember what you were doing when Facebook, Instagram, and Whatsapp went down?
People across the country reflect on the tragedies of 3/13/19 when Facebook, Instagram, and Whatsapp went down. "I was scanning...
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Cuomo named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for fourth consecutive year
New York's Governor Andrew Cuomo is racking up the awards. For the fourth year in a row, he has been...
Angry feminists demand equal jobs in garbage collection, portable toilet cleaning
In a bold protest on International Women's Day, a mob of self-proclaimed angry feminists demanded equal female representation in the...
Millions risking lives to flee free healthcare and food for evil capitalist countries
Experts are befuddled as to why refugees continue to pour in from socialist paradises like Cuba and Venezuela into evil...
College grad shocked to learn that ‘all that debt literally had to be paid back at some point’
Denison, OH—Recent college grad, Anita Lawyer, said she was surprised when her mom and dad informed her that the $226,000...
STUDY: 3 trees die every time CVS prints a receipt
Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have discovered a troubling correlation between CVS receipts and the ongoing deforestation of...
Ocasio-Cortez defends money laundering because there are ‘so many germs on money’
Visionary intellectual and United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York has made a name for herself in her first...
“Unregulated foods aren’t safe” say students in line at street meat vendor
As the Trump administration rolls back regulations across various industries, millennial voters are becoming increasingly concerned with the impact less...
New San Francisco restaurant lets socialist patrons literally ‘eat the rich’
After a rough start and trouble getting permits, the new swanky hipster restaurant in the Castro neighborhood of San Francisco...
Elon Musk to give free wifi to everyone on earth but keep the password to himself
Revolutionary entrepreneur and eccentric businessman Elon Musk, founder of SpaceX and CEO of Tesla Motors, is ready to change communications...
