Awkward! Leaked memo clarifies Mark Zuckerberg’s deep-seated affinity for fascism
In a leaked memo, from Facebook’s headquarters in Silicone Valley, some extremely statements were made by its founder and CEO...
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Antifa member takes break from overthrowing capitalism to snap selfie with iPhone
The life of an anti-capitalist, anti-fascist, commie can be very tough and it's not very rewarding. Antifa members must take...
Facebook bans itself for acting too much like Nazis
After Facebook banned several prominent personalities for posting things they didn't agree with and acting too much like Nazis, the...
Hipster environmentalists use natural smoke signals to protest pollution
In a bold new strategy, hipster environmentalists are using traditional smoke signals instead of environment-killing electronics to protest pollution. "We...
Ocasio-Cortez confused as to why ‘free healthcare’ costs so much
Democratic socialist US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was shocked to learn that federal healthcare expenditures were over $1 trillion. "Are you...
Gov. Newsom to spend tax money to find out why gas prices have gone up after he increased gas taxes
California Governor Gavin Newsom has directed the California Energy Commission to look into possible irregularities in the state’s gas prices,...
Millions of Americans saved thousands on taxes this year by identifying as illegal immigrants
With a clever loophole, millions of Americans saved thousands of dollars on taxes this year by identifying as illegal immigrants,...
San Francisco to recycle evil plastic straws into free drug needles for residents
San Francisco Mayor London Breed praised the San Francisco police department after a successful raid in which they confiscated thousands...
Elizabeth Warren bribes voters with free college for utterly worthless degrees
Elizabeth Warren has raised the stakes of the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination process. After Yang has suggested a Universal Basic...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez quits socialism, says it’s a health risk
Citing the unmitigated disaster of socialism through the years, including over 100 million dead through socialist regimes' democide and recent...
