US workers ‘finally able to get some work done’ while Facebook was offline for 2 hours today
US—American workers experienced a surge in productivity not seen since the invention of the coffee break, as Facebook mysteriously went...
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BREAKING: Due to staggering inflation, February now has 29 days
WASHINGTON, DC—As inflation continues to soar to unprecedented heights, the calendar is feeling the squeeze, with February now slated to...
AOC: ‘I don’t need truckers. I get my food from the grocery store’
Everyone's making a big deal about truckers uniting and the possibility that they may stop driving into New York City...
Anthony Fauci releases line of Valentines
No one can get enough of America's Doctor, Dr. Anthony Fauci, especially on Valentine's Day. So, the good doctor has...
New #HeGetsUs ad depicts people washing degenerates’ feet before they are destroyed in raining brimstone
A controversial new advertisement released as part of the #HeGetsUs campaign has sparked outrage and condemnation from across the political...
Budweiser Unveils “Dem Light” Can Featuring Nikki Haley
In a bold marketing move that has left political pundits scratching their heads, Budweiser, the iconic American beer brand, has...
LIFE HACK: How to claim Biden’s 10 million new illegal immigrants as dependents on your taxes
President* Joe Biden's recent immigration policy has inadvertently created a unique opportunity for savvy taxpayers to expand their households and,...
AOC: ‘I don’t need farmers. I get all my food from the grocery store’
Everyone’s making a big deal about Dutch farmers uniting and the possibility that they may "stop working" because of the government mandates....
In Honor Of Black History Month U.S. Treasury Offers Limited Edition Commemorative Fake $20 Bill
In a groundbreaking move to celebrate Black History Month, the U.S. Treasury has announced the release of a limited edition...
Budweiser Clydsdales to return to Super Bowl featuring first trans horse and one who identifies as a paraplegic Swedish bikini model
Get ready for a Super Bowl commercial that's not horsing around – Budweiser's iconic Clydesdales are back, and they've undergone...
