Trump mandates all hotels include a copy of ‘The Coronavirus Bible’ during pandemic
President Trump has mandated that all hotels replace their Gideons Bible with a copy of "The Coronavirus Bible (Revised Satirical...
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BREAKING: 23andMe reveals Nancy Pelosi shares 99.97% of her DNA with the Wuhan bat
Have you seen the Wuhan bat? The teeth alone are scary enough but put that together with the rest and...
CDC warns second wave of COVID-based celebrity virtue signaling will be worse than the first
We already reported that the CDC has warned Americans to be prepared for a second wave of inflated COVID death...
Bill Gates to play himself as the next Bond supervillain
Details on the hotly anticipated Bond 25 have been revealed for the first time- with evil genius billionaire Bill Gates...
Nation’s liberals all jump off cliff after experts say it reduces risk of catching COVID
Well the experts done done it (again). First they said the virus was not highly contagious, then they said it...
Soccer players practicing social distancing still manage to foul each other
ENGLAND – The godless communists who watch soccer are happy to report little has changed in their beloved sport since...
Alex Jones releases new critically acclaimed cookbook ‘Grilling your neighbors’
It all started with a crazed rant on Alex Jones’ real and unfiltered television show, where he described sizing up...
Facebook’s new ‘Care-n’ react sends people directly to concentration camps
ST. LOUIS—Facebook users everywhere, especially those named Karen, are excited about a new feature that allows them to report people...
Fauci unilaterally changes the national anthem to ‘Don’t stand so close to me’ by The Police
Dr. Fauci has so many great ideas it's no wonder everyone calls him a genius, brainiac, superhuman phenom. It must...
Alyssa Milano says victims should feel ‘privileged’ to be sexually assaulted by Joe Biden
Several brave women's rights activists such as Alyssa Milano have come out in support of Joe Biden against his sexual...
