Washington’s NFL franchise will now be called the ________ _____s so as not to offend anyone
Effective immediately, Washington will call itself the __________ _______s so as not to offend anyone. "We had a few ideas...
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Nike makes sweatshop workers work overtime to stitch ‘Equality’ on NBA jerseys
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike has agreed to force its thousands of sweatshop workers to work overtime for free in order to stitch...
Disney renames Main St USA George Floyd Blvd; declares it Antifa autonomous zone
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Looney Tunes to eliminate guns and replace them with much more dangerous hammers and sickles
Let's face it. Just about every single cartoon in the '60s thru '90s had someone or something blown up. The...
2020 The Movie: cast interviews
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Struggling Robert De Niro starts GoFundMe page as net worth plummets to $500,000,000
According to recent reports, Robert De Niro has complained that COVID-19 has seriously interfered with his career and has devastated...
Will Smith claims that being called the N-word ruined his life
BEVERLY HILLS--Will Smith has had a life of such hardship and travail, we at GT wanted to investigate the pluck...
Mary Poppins cancelled as horrific racist blackface scene is uncovered
As we can see above, Mary Poppins and company are being frog marched to Rikers Island. The kids will be...
Disney launches new Colin Kaepernick ride consisting of 60 minutes of sitting on the bench
ANAHEIM—Disney has added a new Colin Kaepernick ride to go along with his Disney+ video series. The thrilling ride will...
Tom Hanks has ‘no respect’ for people not wearing face masks while trafficking children
Tom Hanks has said he has "no respect" for people who refuse to wear a face mask while peddling children...
