Entertainment

Planned Parenthood now offering a FREE Golden Globe award with every abortion purchase

Exavier Saskagoochie January 7, 2020

After Michelle Williams brought the house down at the 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards Show by explaining she killed her...

BREAKING: Hollywood saddened to hear of Ricky Gervais’s tragic suicide tomorrow

Exavier Saskagoochie January 6, 2020

Just 48 hours after Ricky Gervais completely obliterated the condescending, hypocritical, self-serving politically correct Hollywood elites throughout his Golden Globes...

BREAKING: Pentagon officials hire Bill Belichick to spy on Iran for WWIII

Exavier Saskagoochie January 4, 2020

Pentagon officials have confirmed they have hired the world's most experienced spy to assist in the lead up to World...

Charlize Theron begins transitioning son into Tyrannosaurus Rex

Exavier Saskagoochie December 31, 2019

Hollywood actress and professional virtue signaler Charlize Theron is the perfect mother, treating her children exactly as they want to...

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ABC swaps offensive Red Ryder BB Gun in ‘A Christmas Story’ with Frozen Elsa doll

Exavier Saskagoochie December 24, 2019

The beloved Christmas movie A Christmas Story is getting a facelift in the new progressive era. Now, instead of Ralph...

Disney to replace entire ‘Rise of Skywalker’ with 3 hours of Baby Yoda clips

Exavier Saskagoochie December 17, 2019

After disappointing Last Jedi gross sales accompanied with a low average rating, Disney is hedging its bets for the last...

Alyssa Milano to play Nancy Pelosi in new impeachment film: ‘We Blew It’

Bubbaken Managua December 14, 2019

As the impeachment hearings make their way through the United States House of Representatives, more stories of parents, growing up,...

Trump creates single-payer Dept. of Movies with a max actor salary of $50,000 a year

Exavier Saskagoochie December 9, 2019

In response to consistent pleas for socialist policies from Hollywood actors, President Trump has created a Soviet-style single-payer Department of...