EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Geuss releases ‘Green Germs in Spam’ in time for new COVID push
I am SamI am SamSam I am That Sam-I-am!That Sam-I-am!I do not like that Sam-I-am! Do you like green germs...
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New ‘free speech’ theater opens in Portland: patrons can yell ‘FIRE!’ if they want
PORTLAND—A controversial new “free speech” theater opened in the thriving Portland arts district last night, triggering protests by firefighters and...
Homeless man ends WGA strike by mistakenly joining picket line: ‘Will work for food!’
HOLLYWOOD—Privileged writers and studio executives are celebrating today after a homeless man inadvertently ended the 100+ day strike between the...
BREAKING: Eminem sends cease and desist to the white M&Ms to stop imitating him
In a stunning turn of events, rap superstar Eminem has reportedly sent a cease and desist letter to the iconic...
‘Look at this Photograph!’
Look at this photographEvery time I do, it makes me laughHow did our eyes get so red?And what the hell...
BREAKING: Trump indictment includes charge that he failed to return a Blockbuster VHS tape in 1993
NEW YORK—A Manhattan Grand Jury has indicted former President Donald Trump for failing to return a Blockbuster video in 1993....
Mattel offering free abortions with purchase of each Barbie movie ticket
HOLLYWOOD—In a bold marketing move that left parents everywhere questioning their sanity, toy giant Mattel has announced an unexpected promotion...
Mattel releases Booster-Shot Barbie complete with Guillain-Barre paralysis!
2022 is a big year for Barbie who is covering all sorts of new ground including the vax-positive "Booster Shot Barbie"...
POLL: How should Disney rename irredeemably racist Snow White?
It's clear the Disney's Snow White franchise is irredeemably racist and must be completely overhauled. What should we demand Disney...
Disney announces their newest princess: Colin Kaepernick
ALTA VISTA, FL—Disney has announced their newest princess, Colin Kaepernick, who will star in a new film that will “showcase...
