MSNBC fires Joy Reid because she didn’t call people racist hard enough
In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming (except maybe the internet), Joy Reid, former MSNBC host and...
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BREAKING: Child of B-List celebrity bravely comes out as attention whore
HOLLYWOOD—In a jaw-dropping moment that caught absolutely no one off guard, 19-year-old Skyler Montague—offspring of former River Hollow teen idol...
Chuck Schumer celebrates Black History Month by devouring rack of ribs and whole watermelon at press conference
WASHINGTON, DC—In an act of cultural appreciation—or perhaps a severe misinterpretation of cultural sensitivity—Chuck Schumer held a press conference to...
Charli XCX criticized for making a bunch of annoying noises during her Grammys porn show
HOLLYWOOD—In what can only be described as a bewildering assault on the auditory senses, Charli XCX took to the stage...
BREAKING: Taylor Swift is going to the Super Bowl her second straight year after being drafted by the Kansas City Chiefs
KANSAS CITY—Pop icon Taylor Swift is set to make her second consecutive Super Bowl appearance, this time not just as...
BREAKING: ‘Walls are un-Christian’ says Pope Francis from inside his walled fortress
VATICAN CITY – Speaking from the safety of the Vatican's towering walls, Pope Francis delivered a powerful sermon this week,...
Harry Sisson accuses Lily Phillips of stealing his idea to sleep with over 100 men in a day
The adult entertainment industry has been rocked by a fresh scandal as Harry Sisson publicly accuses OnlyFans star Lily Phillips...
BREAKING: Hunter Biden wondering why no one wants to buy his paintings anymore
NEW YORK, NY — Hunter Biden, once the darling of the art world with his avant-garde pieces, is reportedly perplexed...
BREAKING: Millions of women report for handmaid duty following Trump inauguration
US—The federal government have instructed millions of women across the country to report for "handmaid duty" following Donald Trump's stunning...
Trump Hollywood Envoy’s replaces fire-damaged Hollywood sign with “Trump Won”
HOLLYWOOD—In a bold and highly controversial move, Donald Trump's newly appointed Hollywood envoy, consisting of Mel Gibson, Jon Voight, and...
