Biden Boat Parade in Chicago ends with 25 shot, 8 dead, 0 boats
Kennedy lifeguard not included
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Gender reveal party delayed 3 years while parents decide identity for child
CALICO, CA—A local gender reveal party has been delayed for three years while the parents
Biden names Cardi B Health Secretary after important fellatio PSA
WILMINGTO, DE—Demcratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has selected hip hop phenomenon Cardi B to be
Smith & Wesson names Antifa their #1 salesman for 2020
It looks like gun sales are through the roof. It seems like not only is
Dead Antifa protesters enjoying a fiery but ‘mostly peaceful’ afterlife
HELL—Several recently deceased Antifa warriors are enjoying a fiery but “mostly peaceful” afterlife in the
Innovative California police department goes 100% transparent
BAD WATER, CA—The town of Bad Water has decided to have the most transparent police
BREAKING: Authorities have identified a good communist in Washington
LACEY, WA—Authorities have identified a good communist in Washington early today. The man, “100% Antifa”
Pelosi calls salon visit a ‘set up’ to make her look bad
SAN FRANCISCO—House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says her recent visit to a San Francisco hair salon,
LeBron James organizes march for the 260,000 innocent black lives lost through abortion every year
LOS ANGELES—LeBron James, NBA star forward for the Los Angeles Lakers and vocal civil rights
BREAKING: Millionaires refuse to play with bouncy ball to protest inequality
MILWAULKEE—Several grown men have refused to play with bouncy balls for millions of dollars to
