BREAKING: Lightfoot launches new ‘drive-by abortions’ program in Chicago
CHICAGO—Democratic Mayor Lori Lightfoot led a crowd Saturday in a hate-filled chant against Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. Speaking at...
Culture
Moloch to accept credit card donations for those who can’t sacrifice their babies to him anymore
US—In the wake of the Supreme Court of the United States overturning Roe v. Wade, the Canaan god Moloch, known...
BREAKING: Dozens of fat ugly women won’t have sex with you until you support killing babies
US—Following the leak of the SCOTUS decision overturning Roe v Wade, many brave and entirely unattractive feminists have taken to...
The ‘Love Wins’ crowd threatens to ‘Burn it all down’ if they can’t keep killing babies
US—The "Love Wins" crowd has threatened to "Burn it all down" if they can't keep killing babies following the Supreme...
OPINION: If you don’t like the SCOTUS decision, then you can just start your own judicial system
Ok dear reader, if I know you, and you certainly know me, then I know you are having a terrible,...
Vatican releases new 30-piece silver coin set to honor the true god of science
VATICAN—Pope Francis has announced a new 30 piece silver set of official currency to honor the true god of science....
New Disney ride instantly transitions all riders to another gender
Warning: Disney is not responsible if the ride causes nausea, vomiting or the appearance of Donald Trump Jr. when the...
Taliban celebrating Pride by hanging homosexuals with new rainbow-colored nooses
KABUL—The Taliban is celebrating Pride month by hanging homosexuals and others in the LGBTQIAPPFJB+ community with new rainbow-colored nooses. The...
Joe Biden assures son Hunter that any gun control laws he signs won’t apply to him
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has assured his son Hunter that any gun control measures he signs into law won't apply...
Matthew McConaughey shows clips of him being irresponsible with guns before demanding people be responsible with guns
WASHINGTON, DC—Matthew McConaughey made a special appearance behind the podium at the White House briefing room on Tuesday, June 7,...
