BREAKING: Biden to dedicate his next beach vacation to the victims of the East Palestine train disaster
WASSHINGTON, DC—In a move that has raised eyebrows and elicited more than a few chuckles, President* Joe Biden announced today...
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AOC: ‘I don’t need truckers. I get my food from the grocery store’
Everyone's making a big deal about truckers uniting and the possibility that they may stop driving into New York City...
Local Chinese restaurant replaces fortune cookie sayings with Fani’s Daddy’s genius
ATLANTA—A Chinese restaurant has bid farewell to tradition and ushered in a new era of enlightenment with its latest culinary...
Sonny Hostin forced to give Whoopi her entire paycheck as reparations for slavery
In a shocking turn of events on "The View," co-host Sonny Hostin dropped a bombshell revelation that sent shockwaves through...
Taylor Swift takes private jet to get from one side of her private jet to the other
US—Pop sensation Taylor Swift has unveiled her revolutionary solution for in-flight convenience: taking a private jet to get from one...
LIFE HACK: American Seniors flying to Mexico to come back as illegal immigrants to get better state benefits
Thousands of senior citizens are flying to Mexico and walking back over the US border as illegal aliens in order...
New #HeGetsUs ad depicts people washing degenerates’ feet before they are destroyed in raining brimstone
A controversial new advertisement released as part of the #HeGetsUs campaign has sparked outrage and condemnation from across the political...
BREAKING: Taylor Swift is going to the Super Bowl her first year after being drafted by the Kansas City Chiefs
KANSAS CITY—Taylor swift is going to the Super Bowl in her first year after being drafted by the Kansas City...
NYC to replace Thomas Jefferson statue with a statue of George Floyd robbing a pregnant woman at gunpoint
NEW YORK CITY—In a bold move toward modernizing public spaces, New York City has announced plans to replace the statue...
New D.C. Statue Of Mitch McConnell Discovered To Just Be Mitch McConnell
WASHINGTON, DC—what was initially believed to be a grand statue honoring Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell in the heart of...
