“No ma’am, I will not wax your balls” and other things bigots say: A definitive guide
Stricken with phobias of all sorts, red America has taken hatred to whole new level. It has even infiltrated Canada...
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Stunning and brave transwoman cast as Mr. Rogers in upcoming biopic
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood because it has been announced that a stunning and brave transwoman has been...
Quiz: Who said it, intergalactic Marvel super-villain or founder of Planned Parenthood
Can you guess who said it? Was it the mad titan, Thanos we quoted or was it the founder of...
Local woman bravely blames Trump’s racism for getting laid off after winning $15 hour minimum wage
Nadia Ziegler chose a stunning and brave degree at her $28,000-a-year college: Women's Studies, which put her into debt upwards...
VIRAL: Millennials raiding Area 51 to lick alien heads, return them to cryogenic freezers
This is really getting out of hand. After the ice cream licking challenge of early summer went viral, and then...
Fed up with new immigration policy, liberal shouts “walls are immoral!” from gated community
After watching CNN’s coverage of Donald Trump’s immigration policy all afternoon, Bill Williamson decided he had had enough. He shut...
Dems’ new law requires all brown people to undergo speech therapy to find ‘brown voice’
Democrats are doubling down on Rep. Ayanna Pressley's assertion that "We don’t need black faces that don’t want to be...
Brave progressives fight racism by reminding everyone who doesn’t look like them they’re wrong
The brave freshpersons 'squad' of US Representatives Anna Pressley (D-MA), Ilhan Omar (D-MN), Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)...
AOC travels to Area 51, discovers illegal aliens have been locked in cages there for decades
During the viral campaign to storm Area 51, it had been brought to light by US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that...
Liberals who spent 2 years fighting foreign interference in elections now want millions of illegals to vote
For two years, liberals in Congress and around the United States have been desperately fighting foreign interference in elections, most...
