Julian Castro travels time, teaches mom about ‘reproductive justice’, inexplicably disappears
Well, the extremely crowded Democratic presidential field has suddenly gotten a little thinner. Julian Castro, the most woke candidate by...
Culture
Following successful Pride Month, lazy Americans name July Sloth Month
After what some commentators are calling “the gayest month ever”, advocates around the country are hoping to promote their own...
Woke Sysco employees protest sale of food to border detention camp
Super-woke employees at Sysco's Boston headquarters left their offices Wednesday afternoon to protest the company's sale of more than $200,000...
Facebook suspends popular Goose Page, says “Honks are Hate Speech”
The hammer hath been dropped. African goose enthusiats the world over have now been warned. Their hate will not be...
Democrats send taxpayers $87 trillion bill for all the ‘free’ stuff they promised in 2 hour debate
Democrats sent an $87 trillion bill to American taxpayers for everything they promised in a generous auction-style debate the last...
Democrats show off prized kills in debate
The first Democratic debate was boring by most accounts until the topic of abortion came around. At that point, the...
Technical issues plague first Democratic open mic night
Organizers were left red-faced during Wednesday night’s Democratic open mic night at Billy Bob's Saloon when audio issues plagued local celebrities...
100 Pharma CEOs sign letter calling “attention to opioid deaths bad for business”
More brave CEO's have entered the fray to discuss the implications of public concerns for human life in relation to...
Omar, AOC protest DC daycare: ‘Release these kids from this child concentration camp!’
US Representatives Ilhan Omar and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are taking their fight against Nazis to the next level. They are touring...
OPINION: Bronze-Aged bigot loses head over traditional marriage
Today marks the feast of John the Baptist on the Patriarchal calendar of the Catholic church. John, among other weird...
