Activist reveals new fully-inclusive LGBTQ+ acronym with 8 billion characters
Activists group Identititarian Linguists Lithograph (ILL) have published a book containing the latest, most inclusive acronym for the LGBTQQIX2+ community...
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“Terrifying”: thousands injured while looking at monuments during government shutdown
Thousands of people have been reported injured while looking at inanimate stone monuments across the United States spurring worries about...
Millions of young people anxiously waiting to be told what they should be offended by in 2019
Millions of college students and millennials are anxiously awaiting to be told what they should be offended by in the...
Feminist Christian wants to replace ‘Amen’ with ‘Awomyn’
In the spirit of Pope Francis' initiative to change the wording of the Lord's Prayer, local feminist and Pinterest user,...
Hollywood to implement socialist policy; everyone will get Best Actor Oscar in 2019
Ever since the McCarthy trials, the movie industry has been inundated with socialists and communists, claiming that the economic system...
Liberals furious that Trump keeps doing what they were going to do
A series of egregious actions by President Trump is sending liberal opposition into a furious tailspin. In the last week...
Social justice warrior super excited to ruin Christmas for everyone
Sixteen-year-old Taylor Towns of Newberry is a self-proclaimed social justice warrior who spends most of her time on Snapchat and...
Fan still ‘pretty sure’ Bernie Sanders can win the 2016 presidential election
It's been over two years since the 2016 presidential election, but Bernie Sanders fans—Bernie Bros—are still "pretty sure" he can...
Transgender woman perplexed as to why she can’t get pregnant
A California transgender woman is perplexed as to why she can't get pregnant. "I don't get it," Sue Flachlan said...
BREAKING: Pope Francis changes the Lord’s Prayer, adds ‘deliver us from the evils of global warming’
Rocking all of Christendom, Pope Francis announced that he will be changing the Lord's Prayer (the "Our Father"), adding, "deliver...
