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Progressives plan brave mass suicide to combat climate change
Progressives in San Francisco, CA are planning a mass suicide to combat climate change. They have collected in a group...
Walmart declares itself a ‘gun-free zone’; changes name to Target
Walmart says it is now a "gun-free zone" and is changing its name to Target. The announcement comes just days...
Bernie: “Sacrificing poor people to Moloch is our only hope against climate change”
A long time ago, in the land of fairies and magic, human beings collectively believed they could appease their angry...
Chicago gangs took Labor Day weekend off; only 7 killed over the holiday weekend
CHICAGO – At least 35 people were shot, including 7 fatally, over the Labor Day weekend in Chicago, a decrease...
BREAKING: Gov. Newsom declares state of emergency after Hurricane Dorian ravages California cities
While Floridians seem to have been spared of Hurricane Dorian's wrath, California Governor Gavin Newsom on the other side of...
Beto vows to personally go door to door and confiscate every AR-15
Hahaha. Sike! No politician is dumb enough to do something as dangerous as that. Even one stupid enough to think...
OPED: Thank God California banned plastic straws finally!
California has completed the equivalent of the moon landing today. They spent $4 billion ridding this beautiful feces-strewn state of...
AOC decries burrito vending machine as latest example of capitalism’s exploitation of marginalized peoples
“How can they do this?” Occasio-Cortez asked her campaign assistant. “These filthy capitalists just appropriate Texican culture and put it...
Opinion: How can I impose my values on you if you are armed to the teeth?
Dear readers, you know the story. Some benevolent utopian seeks to impose his value via force onto his citizens. The...
