BREAKING: ISIS claims responsibility for Sadiq Khan
London is seeing an unprecedented rise in violent crime. As a result, ISIS has claimed responsibility for the disastrous London...
Culture
Democrats consider accepting votes from evil white males in 2020 election
The Democrats are seeking evil white male voters for the 2020 presidential election. According to Democratic pollster Donald Lester, who worked for...
Children’s movie company to boycott Georgia for saving the lives of children
Disney's CEO Robert Iger is mad about Georgia's new heartbeat bill which outlaws the killing of prenatal humans once a...
Now you can rent your favorite celebrities!
We’ve all had this one dream at one point in our life. I’m not talking about romance, but renting celebrities...
Devastating: In Supreme Court opinion, Justice Thomas reminds liberals they are the baddies
It has been a rough month for the left. After more states have passed restrictive abortion laws, liberals thought they...
POLL: 96% of socialists think socialism is about social media not democide
A recent poll by the Pew Pew Research Center shows that socialists have no idea what socialism is. Ninety-six percent...
Genesius Times surpasses CNN as most reliable source of fake news in US
Genesius Times, the satire site with journalistic integrity, has surpassed CNN as the most reliable source of fake news in...
Bernie Sanders: If you don’t support the living wage, you support serial killers
We all remember the notorious murders of around forty prostitutes in Washington state that spanned from the early 1980's and...
Dems to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech
Congressional Democrats are poised to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech. After intense debate about the...
Justin Trudeau devastated that declaring a right to unicorns doesn’t make them exist
It was a rough day for the prime minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau. Longing for the magic of his childhood,...
