Detective uncovers extreme Knights of Columbus terror plot to “save babies”
The scene can be described as jarring: A room full of octogenarians sitting around card tables and swilling beer while...
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Governor’s Wife to Go By “First Seal” not “First Lady” in Nod to Gender Equality and the End of the World
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Jennifer Siebel Newsom, the life partner of California's newly inaugurated governor, Gavin Newsom, says she's nixing the...
REPORT: Ginsburg to outlast Trump by drinking from Holy Grail
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is doing just fine and hopes to live well into the future after a quick trip...
Ocasio-Cortez done trying to sell socialism; skipping to genocide and starvation stages
According to Marxist philosophy, there are several stages of socialism. The first is the argumentation stage and establishing the moral...
Transgender woman destroys game shop; wonders why people don’t treat her like a lady
In a barbaric rage, a biological man who prefers to be called a woman, destroyed a game store in Albuquerque,...
“Terrifying”: thousands injured while looking at monuments during government shutdown
Thousands of people have been reported injured while looking at inanimate stone monuments across the United States spurring worries about...
Millions of young people anxiously waiting to be told what they should be offended by in 2019
Millions of college students and millennials are anxiously awaiting to be told what they should be offended by in the...
Feminist Christian wants to replace ‘Amen’ with ‘Awomyn’
In the spirit of Pope Francis' initiative to change the wording of the Lord's Prayer, local feminist and Pinterest user,...
Hollywood to implement socialist policy; everyone will get Best Actor Oscar in 2019
Ever since the McCarthy trials, the movie industry has been inundated with socialists and communists, claiming that the economic system...
Liberals furious that Trump keeps doing what they were going to do
A series of egregious actions by President Trump is sending liberal opposition into a furious tailspin. In the last week...
