College students burn Jordan Peterson’s book ‘to fight fascism’
In a move that some say will surely put an end to the rising tide of Fascism, colleges around the...
Culture
Trans woman demands everyone accept her exactly as she is every time she changes what she is
Bella Forlorn is transitioning from a male to a female in a bold move to help eradicate all biology from...
College students suffering worst outbreak of ‘opposing ideas’ in decades
Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients who have been exposed to a new threatening contagious disease:...
Obama: now available in vanilla!
The ever popular presidential candidate Barack Obama, with his clean-cut appearance, his sordid past, and flaming liberal politics, has been...
Lori Loughlin will star in Hallmark’s ‘The Holidays in Handcuffs’ amid college fraud scandal
Beloved Hallmark actress Lori Loughlin has been accused of fraud in the admission process of her daughter Olivia Jade into...
Failed Senate candidate ‘Beto’ launches presidential ‘Beta’ campaign
If at first you don't succeed, try failing again. That's the unofficial motto for the Robert O'Rourke presidential campaign after...
Robert O’Rourke denies he’s Irish three times on St. Patrick’s Day
Complete with a sombrero and a multicolored poncho, Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke denied that he was of Irish decent three...
WWII Vet super glad he risked his life so he could be taxed to pay for drag queens reading to children
WWII Veteran and survivor of the D-Day invasion, 93-year-old Jamison Wright, is super glad he risked everything so that he...
POLL: Which Democratic presidential candidate has the best fake ethnicity?
We all know that it's horrifyingly evil to appropriate a culture that's not your own, unless of course, you're running...
BREAKING: Robert ‘Beto’ O’Rourke announces he’s running for president of Mexico
Robert Francis O'Rourke, known by his amigos as 'Beto', made supporters happy when he announced Wednesday that he's going to...
