VIRAL: Millennials raiding Area 51 to lick alien heads, return them to cryogenic freezers
This is really getting out of hand. After the ice cream licking challenge of early summer went viral, and then...
Culture
Fed up with new immigration policy, liberal shouts “walls are immoral!” from gated community
After watching CNN’s coverage of Donald Trump’s immigration policy all afternoon, Bill Williamson decided he had had enough. He shut...
Dems’ new law requires all brown people to undergo speech therapy to find ‘brown voice’
Democrats are doubling down on Rep. Ayanna Pressley's assertion that "We don’t need black faces that don’t want to be...
Brave progressives fight racism by reminding everyone who doesn’t look like them they’re wrong
The brave freshpersons 'squad' of US Representatives Anna Pressley (D-MA), Ilhan Omar (D-MN), Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)...
AOC travels to Area 51, discovers illegal aliens have been locked in cages there for decades
During the viral campaign to storm Area 51, it had been brought to light by US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that...
Liberals who spent 2 years fighting foreign interference in elections now want millions of illegals to vote
For two years, liberals in Congress and around the United States have been desperately fighting foreign interference in elections, most...
Woman who advocates for murdering children in womb, unexpectedly aborted from job
It has been a rough day for Leana Wen, as the board of Planned Parenthood decided to abort her position...
Hundreds have contracted socialyphilis after drinking Bernie Sanders campaign bath water
Hundreds of people have contracted the rare communicable disease socialyphilis after drinking the water marketed by the Bernie Sanders campaign...
‘Cash is hate’ Bond producers bravely declare as they tank franchise with feminist 007
Very stunning and brave. The producers of the James Bond franchise have decided money equals bigotry and cast a lesbian...
POLL: Steaming Pile of Crap leads 2020 Democrats by 7 points
A steaming pile of feces is hanging on to the top spot in the Democratic primary field, leading his nearest...
