Children’s movie company to boycott Georgia for saving the lives of children
Disney's CEO Robert Iger is mad about Georgia's new heartbeat bill which outlaws the killing of prenatal humans once a...
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Now you can rent your favorite celebrities!
We’ve all had this one dream at one point in our life. I’m not talking about romance, but renting celebrities...
Devastating: In Supreme Court opinion, Justice Thomas reminds liberals they are the baddies
It has been a rough month for the left. After more states have passed restrictive abortion laws, liberals thought they...
POLL: 96% of socialists think socialism is about social media not democide
A recent poll by the Pew Pew Research Center shows that socialists have no idea what socialism is. Ninety-six percent...
Genesius Times surpasses CNN as most reliable source of fake news in US
Genesius Times, the satire site with journalistic integrity, has surpassed CNN as the most reliable source of fake news in...
Bernie Sanders: If you don’t support the living wage, you support serial killers
We all remember the notorious murders of around forty prostitutes in Washington state that spanned from the early 1980's and...
Dems to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech
Congressional Democrats are poised to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech. After intense debate about the...
Justin Trudeau devastated that declaring a right to unicorns doesn’t make them exist
It was a rough day for the prime minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau. Longing for the magic of his childhood,...
Beto livestreams a bout of violent diarrhea
In an effort to stay ultra-relative and relateable, the Democratic presidential candidate Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke has been livestreaming absolutely...
Awkward! Leaked memo clarifies Mark Zuckerberg’s deep-seated affinity for fascism
In a leaked memo, from Facebook’s headquarters in Silicone Valley, some extremely statements were made by its founder and CEO...
