BREAKING: Mayor Pete comes out as a straight black man just in time for South Carolina primary
The Iowa Caucus results are in. Mayor Pete won, maybe, but Genesius Times wanted to
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Dozens throw themselves under Bernie Sanders Mardi Gras float to donate life insurance check to campaign
It’s happening just like in India where worshipers throw themselves under the wheels of the
BREAKING: President Trump pardons notorious war criminal Barack Obama
It’s almost spring. Almost. A wonderful season to be alive. Blooming flowers, birds chirping again
Men can’t have an opinion about abortion (except for the 9 men who decided Roe v Wade)
If you didn’t bleed through every pair of pants you had in 7th grade, you
Target to mandate sex transitioning for all employees and customers
Target was the first company to ‘whip it out’ so to speak and declare it
Hero of the Christian faith writes ‘Soli Deo Gloria’ after all his inane Facebook posts
PHOENIX, AZ—Barnabas White, a local 13-point Calvinist from Sola Scriptura Veritas Ordo Salutis Church in
Elizabeth Warren hopes to pick up crucial dog-faced pony soldier vote with facial reconstruction surgery
Elizabeth Warren has been fading in the polls recently. Her Native American debacle has not
Boeing finally reveals the contents of the ‘black box’
Iran has acceded to the demands of Boeing today in agreeing to hand over the
Dwayne Wade proud to let his 12-year-old ‘live out his truth’ as a Pterodactyl
Retired NBA star Dwayne Wade remembers exactly what his 12-year-old son said when he came
Nation’s brooms glad to finally be recognized for their other talents
BALTIMORE MD—Broom Union Representatives from the Maryland Broom Company are marking yesterday as a historic
