Fan still ‘pretty sure’ Bernie Sanders can win the 2016 presidential election
It’s been over two years since the 2016 presidential election, but Bernie Sanders fans—Bernie Bros—are
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Transgender woman perplexed as to why she can’t get pregnant
A California transgender woman is perplexed as to why she can’t get pregnant. “I don’t
Due to public outcry, “Baby It’s Cold Outside” has been replaced with, “DaMn, Bit¢h It FreeZin!”
Many activist groups have targeted the popular winter classic “Baby It’s Cold Outside” as an
Feminist mob demands equal representation in trash collection, other dangerous and gross professions
In a bold protest, a mob of self-proclaimed angry feminists demanded equal female representation in
Town prohibits wishing people “happy holidays” as it is too “Christmas-y”
The Town Council of Wannanacho, Oregon passed a resolution restricting holiday greetings between people this
Guy in cubicle certain that his next sniffle will be the last
After 783 continuous workdays in which he coughed and sniffled every 15 seconds, the guy
Several college students hospitalized after intense virtue signalling
Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients injured by a new condition,
Pope Francis has declared Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving a mortal sin
In a bold move that will rock the foundations of Christendom, Pope Francis has declared
Americans devastated entire country doesn’t hold their exact same political beliefs
All across the country, millions of Americans are waking up to the realization that not
Registrar says votes don’t count until you post an image of your “I voted” sticker on social media
Disenfranchisement of voters has been a controversial topic since Jim Crow—that bastard—tried to keep people