US cheers Hollywood writers’ strike, excited for break from nonstop degenerate propaganda
In a surprising turn of events, the Hollywood writers have gone on strike, leaving the United States ecstatic about the...
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Macron caught fiddling as Paris burns to the ground
PARIS—French President Emmanuel Macron was caught playing his fiddle as reports came in that the entire city of Paris was...
BREAKING: Hateful DeSantis bans classic children’s books ‘Whore & Peace’ ‘Charlotte’s Web Cam’ and ‘Moby’s Dick’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPDORsMe00k TALLAHASSEE—In a shocking move that has left literary enthusiasts scratching their heads, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has announced a...
BREAKING: Biden bails out faltering Disney with $1 billion contract to make LGBTQ propaganda films
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—Disney has struggled recently, shedding almost half of its stock value and hundreds of millions of dollars...
Biden: ‘MAGA patriots unmasking Antifas pretending to be racist MAGA patriots are the biggest threat to America’
President Joe Biden recently made a stunning claim, declaring that the real threat to America comes from "real MAGA patriots"...
How To Catfish People with Your Own Face Using These 3 Beauty Hacks
It’s no secret that women spend much more time, effort, and money on their appearance than men do. In-between lash...
Biden silences critics with a vigorous bike ride in a Burley
In a bid to silence his critics and prove that he's fit as a fiddle, President Joe Biden has taken...
Alex Jones uses his full power to protect the last 2 straight frogs during pride month
In a stunning display of amphibian activism, renowned conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has emerged as the unlikely champion for the...
6 Reasons Civilians Don’t Need To Own Guns
No country on earth is more addicted to guns than America. Gun culture in America is strong and vibrant –...
Chicago celebrates Juneteenth by hosting 75 murders over the weekend
CHICAGO—As Juneteenth celebrations took place across the nation, Chicago decided to put its own unique spin on the holiday by...
