Fauci: Conor McGregor ankle injury caused by COVID; vaccine would have saved him
The greatest medical person in history and now MMA fighting expert Doctor Anthony Fauci has made yet another ruling. The...
Culture
Prosecutors charge white lightning with hate crime after it destroyed George Floyd mural
TOLEDO, OH—Prosecutors have charged the natural phenomenon of lightning with a hate crime after it struck and destroyed a George...
BREAKING: TX House votes 76-4 to send cowboy to ‘lasso and hog tie’ fleeing Democrats
AUSTIN—The Texas House voted 76-4 Tuesday to send a rodeo cowboy to track down Democrats who left the state a...
Joe Biden in ‘The Jerk’
Move over Steve Martin! This is a role Joe Biden was born for!
First biological cheetah who identifies as a woman set to take gold at Tokyo Olympics
TOKYO—The first ever biological cheetah who identifies as a woman is set to take gold at the Tokyo Olympics next...
Biden confirms that all door-to-door vaccine-checkers will be named Karen
WASHINGTON, DC—Providing more details for the unprecedented door-to-door vaccination checkers in his new COVID vaccine plan will be named Karen....
Collector who wants to buy Hunter Biden’s piece of sh*t for $500k wants to remain anonymous
LOS ANGELES, CA—Hunter Biden is preparing to sell several piles of his own feces at an upcoming art exhibition for as...
Biden bans ‘assault Legos’ after FBI finds Capitol set at Jan 6 rioter’s home
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden on Thursday announced a ban on assault Legos after the FBI revealed they had seized a “fully...
Delta+ now streaming! Act now and get Lambda Variant at no extra cost!
BURBANK, CA—The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) on Tuesday officially launched Delta+ variant of the COVID pandemic, its...
‘I have never but once prayed to God: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And He granted it.’
I have some great quotes but this one is probably the best! "I have never made but one prayer to...
