Biden to mandate coverage for 3-year-olds who want to transition to T-Rex
WASHINGTON DC—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden took a brave and stunning stand again LGBTQ+ discrimination in his town hall Thursday....
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Gov Newsom limits gatherings to 3 families if a midget is present and no laughing
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom has decreed a new set of social distancing guidelines from on high allowing the peasant classes to...
Biden explains what it means to be black
Ex-Vice President Joe Biden sat down with Millennial Science Magazine for their special 'race issue'. MS: Since you uttered what...
Klobuchar proposes lighting Barrett on fire ‘to see if she’s a witch’
WASHINGTON DC—Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee used a little-known rule Wednesday to delay the confirmation of Supreme Court nominee...
Senator Whitehouse proves Barrett is funded by Emperor Palpatine ‘dark money’
WASHINGTON DC—In a stunning presentation during the SCOTUS confirmation hearing for Amy Coney Barrett, Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) proved without...
Angry celebrities threaten to stay in America if Trump is reelected
US—Many angry celebrities, worried about the possibility of another four years of Donald Trump, have pulled out all the stops...
‘Stop celebrating genocide’ screams group celebrating communists
SEATTLE--Antifa of Boston modified a public statue of Christopher Columbus with red paint and a sign reading "stop celebrating genocide"...
BREAKING: Barrett casts out several demons in SCOTUS confirmation hearing opening statement
WASHINGTON DC—Democrats were shocked as Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett performed an exorcism during her opening statement at her...
Lori Lightfoot reminds Chicagoans that living people can vote too
CHICAGO--Dressed in her favorite Halloween costume, Beetlejuice, Mayor Lori Lightfoot made a special announcement today to remind Chicagoans that living...
Amy Coney Barrett makes cover of Jurist Magazine Swimsuit Edition
Jurist magazine 'puts out' their inaugural, ground breaking, first ever 'Swimsuit Edition'. Editor, I. B. Foreman explains, “Judges have always...
