BREAKING: Archaeologists find boxes of US ballots in newly unearthed Egyptian tomb
EGYPT—An archeological mission just unearthed a new tomb in Al-Bhidenfa in southern Egypt. The discovery includes well preserved mummies, artwork,...
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BLM/ANTIFA rioters accidentally destroy the wrong ballots
For years, Democrats have had a safety net in winning close elections. In addition having the Post office throw away...
Girl Scouts release ‘Clump of Ingredients’ cookies to make up for Barrett tweet
NEW YORK—Girl Scouts of America kicked up a firestorm of criticism by publishing a tweet congratulating the fifth female Supreme...
BREAKING: Biden unilaterally mobilizes dreaded Trunalimunumaprzure
DALLAS, PA--Presidential nominee Joe Biden's attempt to motivate the crowd at the Luzerne County's political rally went abruptly off the...
Coconut-picking monkeys riot COSTCO after PETA forces thousands of job losses
BANGKOK--Monkeys in major Thai cities turned to rioting after PETA pressure on retailers forces thousands into joblessness and poverty. A...
In first act as associate justice, Amy Barrett mandates every woman have 10 children
WASHINGTON DC—The worst fears of progressives across the country have been realized as Amy Coney Barrett, in her first act...
Michelle Obama named most admired man in the world for first time
Former first lady Michelle Obama now holds the top spot for most admired man in the world in the British data firm...
GA State Legislator Dar’shun Kendrick declares Wile E. Coyote a domestic terrorist
ATLANTA—Corporate Attorney, Georgia State Representative, and Chief Deputy Whip of the Georgia House Democrats Dar'shun Kendrick has a new crusade,...
Celebrities launch Adopt-a-Coyote program after Trump’s mean attacks
US—Progressive celebrities across the country launched a wonderful program called "Adopt-a-Coyote" in response to the vicious attacks on the poor...
Mark Zuckerberg publishes ‘Definitive List of Everything that’s Funny’
MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has published the Definitive List of Everything that's Funny, which will be used to...
