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BREAKING: Arkansas is first state to allow minors to cut off their arms if they identify as a T-Rex

Exavier Saskagoochie April 5, 2021 0

LITTLE ROCK, AR--Governor Asa Hutchinson on Monday signed legislation Monday that made Arkansas the first state to allow minors to...

Transginger movement builds steam amid push to be less white

Jeremy Spoken April 5, 2021 0

US—With the recent popular trend to “be less white,” caucasian people are scouring the color spectrum in search of a...

IDs are racist except when they’re for buying a gun, flying, driving, adopting a pet…

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. April 1, 2021 0

I don't know what bigots need to hear this but IDs (ie identification cards) are purely racist tools of CIS-gender-normative...

Biden: ‘I’m very excited to have Transformers in the US Military’

Exavier Saskagoochie April 1, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden was excited to hear that, "the US Military would be allowing Transformers to serve," overturning a...

Biden cancels April Fool’s Day because it marginalizes Democrats

Exavier Saskagoochie March 31, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden has officially cancelled April Fool's Day because it promotes the continued marginalization of his voters. "April...

Biden hires the Wizard of Oz to interpret his immigration policy

The Lonely Rogue March 29, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—No one is quite sure what US President Joe Biden's immigration policy is, least of all, the president himself....

Portland offers free hits of crack with proof of COVID vaccination

Exavier Saskagoochie March 26, 2021 0

PORTLAND, OR—Residents of Portland are lining up to receive their free hits of crack rock—a little extra incentive for receiving...

Kamala Harris to host ‘Empowering Women’ talk with Bill Clinton on Epstein Island

Exavier Saskagoochie March 25, 2021 1

WASHINGTON, DC—President Vice President Kamala Harris received backlash after promoting an 'Empowering Women' talk with former president and accused rapist...