Celebrities launch Adopt-a-Coyote program after Trump’s mean attacks
US—Progressive celebrities across the country launched a wonderful program called "Adopt-a-Coyote" in response to the vicious attacks on the poor...
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Mark Zuckerberg publishes ‘Definitive List of Everything that’s Funny’
MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has published the Definitive List of Everything that's Funny, which will be used to...
IRS grants tax exempt status to Branch Covidians, fastest growing religion in US
US—In just a few short months our newest religion the Church of Covid has grown to the status of millions...
Hillary tries on scary Halloween costumes for Biden campaign ad
US—That Hillary Clinton is such a hoot! For a recent Joe Biden campaign video, Clinton tried on several scary Halloween...
BREAKING: MSNBC offers Melania Rachel Maddow’s spot if Donald drops out of the race
MSNBC calls it a 'win-win', an off season trade, 'in with the new, out with the old'. No matter how...
Women’s march attacks women who support a woman SCOTUS nominee ‘because women!’
WASHINGTON DC--The estrogen was oozing from every pore Saturday at the National Women's March, where many women marchers attacked women...
Newsom allows religious gatherings again as long as they’re mass suicides
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom has lifted the ban on religious gatherings in his state as long as the gathering is a mass...
Genesius Times tops Politifact’s 2020 Fake News Awards
Genesius Times acquired Politifact's 2020 'Fake News Awards nominees list and guess who was NO. 1. WE WERE! We are...
Biden to mandate coverage for 3-year-olds who want to transition to T-Rex
WASHINGTON DC—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden took a brave and stunning stand again LGBTQ+ discrimination in his town hall Thursday....
Gov Newsom limits gatherings to 3 families if a midget is present and no laughing
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom has decreed a new set of social distancing guidelines from on high allowing the peasant classes to...
