Sting now homeless after The Police are defunded
LONDON—Musician Sting is the latest victim of the "Defund the Police" movement. "The Police need to be cancelled" said activist...
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Roosevelt statue will stay if the horse transitions to a poor disabled biracial trans rainbow-farting unicorn
Statues are people too. Well, dead people but people nonetheless. CNN has redefined history as the last 15 minutes so...
BREAKING: Bubba Wallace finds burnt cross in NASCAR garage stall
TALLADEGA--A burnt cross was found in the garage stall of a black NASCAR racer, Bubba Wallace, less than two weeks...
Shaun King demands removal of any image of Jesus that looks as white as he does
NEW YORK—Black Lives Matter activist and part-time freelance clown, Shaun King, has called for the removal of all statues and...
Klingon Lives Matter activists feel they’re being ignored after the death of Worf
Klingon Lives Matter feel as if their movement is being overshadowed by Black Lives Matter and ignored after the death...
BREAKING: Antifa declares Washington DC its own country; rest of US pretty much okay with that
Antifa activists, who have taken over sections of blue cities thanks to appeasement by local officials may have accidentally saved...
Antifa replaces all racist statues with sculpture of Obama performing abortion on black woman
The Antifa mob has been busy tearing down racist statues of Junipero Serra, Theodore Roosevelt, and Michael Jackson across the...
Statues of Dr. Anthony Fauci are being defaced and torn down across America
Dr. Anthony Ulysses S. Grant Fauci's statues are everywhere these days. Most have been outside American hospitals for centuries but...
BREAKING: Africa is cancelled after experts discover historical links to slavery
As conversations about race relations surprisingly ramp up during a major U.S. election year, people all around the world are...
CHAZ releases first international tourism video
The Democratic Republic of Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (aka CHAZ/CHOP) is so far advanced that they have already moved past...
