Culture

Seattle bullies knock down little kids’ fort, take all their soy milk

Exavier Saskagoochie July 1, 2020

SEATTLE—Several little kids went home crying to their mommies after some neighborhood bullies knocked down their little fort in the...

Celebrities show support for ‘Defund the Police’ by adding dozens more security guards

Justin Case June 30, 2020

We all recognize Hollywood represents the best humanity has to offer. We know that because they tell us every day....

VIDEO: Kid viciously helps elderly lady up the stairs despite the clear risk of being a good person

Exavier Saskagoochie June 29, 2020

VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED! Watch as this brutal young kid viciously helps an elderly lady up the stairs to her house...

Disney changes Splash Mountain to ‘Riot Hill’ where guests can experience exciting BLM riot

Exavier Saskagoochie June 26, 2020

ORLANDO—Amid calls to change the Splash Mountain theme park ride because of its ties with the racist 1946 “Song of...

Trump promises to replace all torn-down monuments with statues of himself

Exavier Saskagoochie June 25, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—Woke protesters have paused their widespread monument destruction after President Trump promised to replace all torn-down monuments with statues...

The Dixie Chicks have changed their name to ‘The Dicks’

Exavier Saskagoochie June 25, 2020

The Dixie Chicks are now known as The Dicks. The country trio changed its social media handles, and their official website...

Ozzy Osbourne hired to interpret Joe Biden’s speeches

Exavier Saskagoochie June 25, 2020

As the 2020 presidential election draws near, Democratic strategists have been scrambling to find someone capable of interpreting their presumptive...