Millions of American pets eager to vote by mail in their first presidential election this year
US—With the consequential 2020 presidential election less than three months away, a determined Congress is pushing to ensure that tens...
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Democrats win rights to use ‘Death to America’ as 2020 campaign slogan
The Democratic National Committee has won the rights to use "Death to America" (D2America) as their 2020 Presidential campaign slogan...
After encouraging reports on using honey for COVID-19, drug companies release honey pills for $1000/dose
There are so many nascent therapeutic avenues for this 'novel' coronavirus it's hard to know where to start. This is...
Goodyear shoots down all fat-shaming blimps; stops producing spare tires
Move over all you woke corporate goons. There's a company out there that makes y'all look like gun totin' Bible...
DNC replaces 2020 convention with 5 minutes of loud, sustained yelling at images of Trump
After dismal ratings, the Democratic National Committee will do away with their traditional convention in 2020 and instead spend five...
Major cat fight breaks out at ‘Karens for Kamala’ rally in Kalamazoo
Several fights broke out in Kalamazoo, Michigan, during a rally held by the far-left group "Karens for Kamala", police say....
Netflix releases new show about the 2020 Democratic ticket: Kamalot
Netflix has released a new docudrama about the 2020 Democratic ticket of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris called Kamalot. "There...
Branch Covidians apply for official religion status
WASHINGTON DC—The Branch Covidian cult has applied to be recognized an official religion with the federal government. "We are just...
HEARTWARMING: Young man comes out to parents
Here is a heartwarming video of a young man coming out to his parents. Be brave young people! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6e7LBmUUCo
Governing bodies promise to only censor you if you’re wrong
WASHINGTON--Members of Congress have passed a bill during a daytime meeting and somehow, every member of congress voted in favor...
