AOC: ‘Why can’t a ‘brokend’ convention be fixed?
Genesius Times has spent considerable resources recently on gaining more insight into exactly where Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was educated as...
Education
Bernie assures public that his ‘re-education camps’ will be tuition-free
WASHINGTON, DC—In the wake of devastating footage from Project Veritas, showing Bernie Sanders campaign workers accidentally revealing Bernie Sanders’ plan to convert...
Iowa Caucus results delayed due to DNC using Common Core math to tally votes
The first election of 2020 devolved into chaos Monday night as the results of Iowa’s Democratic caucuses were delayed indefinitely as...
School admins worried about increase in mass literacy, overall decency among homeschool kids
WASHINGTON, DC—Officials from the American Federation of Teachers and the Common Core Initiative have released a troubling report that paints...
Yale to offer only LGBTQ Studies courses next year to ensure diversity
In a brave and stunning new dictate from the Chancellor of Yale University, Dr. Virtu Signalton, every professor has been...
Bernie promises to transfer all student debt to people who already paid off their student debt
Democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders made a bold pandering effort on Monday, promising to make everyone who has paid...
Pelosi calls for the burning of fascist book ‘How to Properly Insult A Democrat’
In a rare move of solidarity with the American Nazi Party, Democratic Socialists of America and the "Rent is too...
Conservative transgender fired from Drag Queen Story Hour for ‘just sitting there reading’
Conservative transgender woman Beatrice Arnold was fired from a Pittsburgh area library Drag Queen Story Hour for not being perverted...
Bob Iger joins MasterClass for class on ruining beloved movie franchises
Disney chairman-CEO Bob Iger has signed on to the MasterClass digital education service, offering a course in how to ruin beloved movie...
DNC unveils nanny tranny program for freshman congresspersons
In an effort to become more universally inclusive, the Democratic National Convention has kicked off a new program that pairs...
