Next Democratic debate to be replaced with MMA fight between Tulsi Gabbard and Hillary Clinton
The Democratic debates have been a lackluster auction of government handouts using other people’s money.
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Sacrifice a human and 7 more ways to not be a bigot on Indigenous Peoples’ Day
Everyone knows that if you celebrate Columbus Day, you’re a Nazi bigot, so that’s why
States now requiring ‘man flu’ vaccination before marriage
The Food and Drug Administration has just announced approval of the new man-flu vaccine, Viril-Myst,
Climate protestors force traffic jams full of idling cars to protest CO2 emissions
Across Canada, traffic was stopped early Monday morning by activists taking part in a global climate
Hillary enters 2020 race after entire Democratic field have surprise heart attacks
Hillary Clinton has officially entered the 2020 presidential race after the entire Democratic field were
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez releases new cookbook, ‘Cooking Babies for Climate Change’
It all started with a crazed disciple of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez charging her podium shouting “We’ve
Ocasio-Cortez infuriated that fan’s ‘eat the babies’ shirt was made from fossil fuels
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez held a town hall in Corona, New York, at the Queens Public Library
After scary heart surgery, Bernie decides he’s the candidate without a brain
If I only had a brain, Bernie Sanders’s campaign aides are reporting, has been on
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders fakes heart attack to get out of paying for dinner again
Democratic presidential primary contender Bernie Sanders is off the campaign trail for a few days after
Man accidentally wins Nobel Prize after constantly complaining about the heat
Local resident Sam Bilkie has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize after consistent complaining