Health

BREAKING: Pelosi Bill to Fund Beer Coozie Delivery to Alcoholics

3 months ago GENESIUS TIMES Richie Richards

WASHINGTON, DC—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi proposed a bill today to fund the distribution of beer coozies to alcoholics...

Biden admin to require proof of vaccination to receive free crack

3 months ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

WASHINGTON, DC—The Biden administration has made it clear that proof of full vaccination will be required to receive the administration's...

BREAKING: Fauci on COVID: ‘What pandemic? I don’t know what you’re talking about’

3 months ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

WASHINGTON, DC—After approval of government mitigations for COVID-19 have hit an all-time low, America's Doctor Anthony Fauci is distancing himself...

Mattel releases Booster-Shot Barbie complete with Guillain-Barre paralysis!

3 months ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

2022 is a big year for Barbie who is covering all sorts of new ground including the vax-positive "Booster Shot Barbie"...

Biden HHS giving out free COVID masks with holes for easier crack smoking

3 months ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

WASHINGTON, DC—The Biden Health and Human Services Department is giving away free face masks with holes cut out in a...

BREAKING: Biden FDA approves emergency use authorization of crack as COVID treatment

3 months ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden's Food & Drug Administration Commissioner Hunter Biden has fast-tracked the emergency use authorization for smoking crack as...

VIDEO: How Joe Rogan’s podcast literally caused the Holocaust

4 months ago GENESIUS TIMES Jeremy Spoken

We need to censor conversations with esteemed scientists and doctors and listen only to people with purple hair! https://rumble.com/embed/vrak46/?pub=w2au8