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WASHINGTON, DC—Long thought dead from an airplane crash in 1999, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr. is
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It appears that with the takeover of the Presidency by Joe Biden and Willie Brown’s
Happy 121st birthday to half of Joe Biden’s voters!
Genesis Times would like to wish a special happy 121st birthday to all those amazing
BREAKING: Nashville Bomber died from COVID-19 shortly after blowing himself up
NASHVILLE–Authorities on the scene of the Nashville Christmas Day bombing said that the perpetrator died
Damaging photos surface of Moses not wearing mask during Egyptian plagues
ALEXANDRIA, EGYPT—Archeologists working in Alexandria, Egypt have recently discovered damaging photos of Moses not wearing
Pete Buttigieg announces all weddings will be held at airports, officiated by TSA
SOUTH BEND, IN—Stolen-Election-President Joe Biden‘s pick for Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg has made a
WARNING: COVID vaccine only works if you post a selfie of you getting it
HOBOKEN, NJ–A spokesman for Pfizer Pharmaceuticals issued a warning for their new COVID-19 vaccine, which
Andrew Yang invents smart way to determine whether people have had COVID vaccine
SILICON VALLEY—Former presidential candidate Andrew Yang has announced an innovative invention of his which tells
BREAKING: Texas issues ‘stay at home’ order for entire state of California
AUSTIN—Amid the current rampant pandemic, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has issued an urgent “stay at
Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt yells at people who oppose mandatory vaccination
A woman with a “My Body My Choice” shirt has been stationed at a local
